Moose Potato

When one farts in a car while at a car wash. The driver can therefore NOT roll down windows and a moment of extreme panic is present.

Dude, who cooked a moose potato?

by Ricer slicer March 15, 2010

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startled moose

When a man is partaking in Doggy Style with a women, he "Changes Holes" sudenly without warning. Meanwhile a friend is hiding with a camera ready. As the women shows a "startled" expression on her face, the man puts his hands behind the women's head like moose antlers. This is the point where the hiding friend jumps out and takes a photo. She then looks like a startled moose.

Wow, perfect picture man, it was taken right at perfect moment. I cant wait to show her boyfriend the startled moose.

by hotdogthief February 19, 2008

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moose knuckles

A man's version of a camel toe. The result of wearing spandex, or pants that are way too tight--resulting in an unsightly bulge of his junk.

Check out the moose knucks on that freak!

by Heather January 1, 2005

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Moose Jelly

The liquid left behind after a fart that covers the outer linings of the butt/ass hole.

Golly jewilikers Birtha, my ass itches. Must be the moose jelly left over after that burrito fart I just flopped out.

by Big Daddy V. May 13, 2013

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Moose Disease

A disease caught by listening to massive amounts of generic metalcore music. The symptoms can be: excessive hair growth, feeling a strong urge to join a generic metalcore band, and possibly growing antlers. The disease originated near Pittston, Pennsylvania. There is no cure.

bro 1- D00d, did you see our best bro at the brodown last night?

bro 2- Yeah brah, I swear I saw him playing guitar in that br00t4l metalcore band we were throwin' down to, I think he mighta gotten moose disease!

bro 1- I think you might be right, he looked hairier than normal!

by alyRulezD00d72 January 15, 2010

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