Mercedes

A bitch ass women that gave up in life, and left her kids with some fucking christians... 5 years of cancer, and for what, bitch should have gave up on the first wasting my damn time with massages. THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.... I miss you, please come back... im imploring you.

yo mom mercedes you

by lonelynigga January 3, 2019

2015 Mercedes-Benz GLK-350

A reliable and cheap car manufactured by Mercedes-Benz and is the type of car a Karen drives. It probably has bumper stickers on the back that says either "Baby on board" or "Vaccines are bad". Try to get far away from that car because you will risk getting sued by the driver who probably is named Karen. If you follow this car, you will probably end up on a soccer field with lots of kids and lots of other Karens.

"Why are there so many 2015 Mercedes-Benz GLK-350s in this parking lot at this soccer field?"
"Well it's because Karens drive them and they all need to get their children to soccer practice"

by Dinousrname February 9, 2020

Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle

When you hear Armin Arlert's voice for the first time.

Keith Shadis-- Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle.

by fifalinathesoccerball December 25, 2014

merc flet

You misspelled it, buddy.
Just add another E to Fleet.

Guy 1: merc flet
Guy 2: You misspelled it, buddy, just add another E to Fleet.

by Hypurrelet August 14, 2023

Mercedes 240d

The most reliable car ever. You can't argue against that, it is fact. It is also quite slow. The hood badges were stolen often in the 80s.

Yeah, my Mercedes 240d hit 1,000,000 miles yesterday. Still runs great though!

by Car Nerd 9,000 January 21, 2021

Mercedes-Benz

A sexual act where 3 men combine their penises in the shape of a Mercedes’ emblem.

Hey bro, you want a Mercedes-Benz?

by Big wood boat May 8, 2023

Mercedes

Very good and smart person that is wonderful and amazing and wonderful and amazing. She is so beautiful and weird and the best. She will be a good friend if you bribe her with skittles and mountain dew code red. She wont bite you. most likely. no guarantees. Overall, she is probably better than you, peasant.

"Mercedes is the best and the awesomest and deserves sugary treats."

by Besties!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 18, 2025