A bitch ass women that gave up in life, and left her kids with some fucking christians... 5 years of cancer, and for what, bitch should have gave up on the first wasting my damn time with massages. THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.... I miss you, please come back... im imploring you.
yo mom mercedes you
by lonelynigga January 3, 2019
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"Why are there so many 2015 Mercedes-Benz GLK-350s in this parking lot at this soccer field?"
"Well it's because Karens drive them and they all need to get their children to soccer practice"
"Well it's because Karens drive them and they all need to get their children to soccer practice"
by Dinousrname February 9, 2020
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by fifalinathesoccerball December 25, 2014
Get the Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle mug.by Russianmercedes30 May 14, 2019
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“Decent champagne, shame thought as Moet is only for chopping (proceeds to chop his glass of champagne). I think it’s time for a Road Trip in the Merc? Rendezvous at the porch in 5?”
by Heybro... July 18, 2024
Get the Road Trip in the Merc mug.She acts cold and mean but she just doesnt know how to show anything. She loves Aman and literally cant live without him
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