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marijuana prohibition 

Gay,retarded,dumb,stupid,queer,lame,killfagz!

Big tobacco companies put shit in cigarettes ON PURPOSE to make them more addictive and more deadly.This of course helps their sales and also helps the medical industry!

We used to have SLAVERY in this country and most of those slaves were forced to work on cotton and tobacco plantations.
That's where these big tobacco fucks come from.They have much support in congress and the government.

So how dare they tell me I can't smoke pot and how dare they call pot smokers immoral?

That's the pot calling the fucking kettle black!

THEY'RE IMMORAL!
EVERYONE SHOULD TAKE A HUGE FUCKING BONG HIT AND BLOW IT IN THESE COCKSUCKERS FACES!!!!

POT KILLS NOBODY!

BIG TOBACCO COMPANIES AND CONGRESS ARE IMMORAL!

Pot should be legalized outright!

FUCK MEDICAL MARIJUANA!

That's a no brainer!

If people are sick and pot can help them then let them have it and TO FUCKING HELL with what the CONGRESS and BIG TOBACCO KKK FAGS SAY ABOUT IT!

Doctors can prescribe morphine for fucks sake!

SUCK MY BALLS BITCHES!

marijuana minute 

A seemingly long period of time. It occurs most often when under the influence of marijuana due to the altered state of mind. An actually short moment may seem to drag on forever.
Similar to: New York Minute
Dude, that speech lasted a marijuana minute.
-Charlie

I know, I kept wondering if it was going to ever end
-Michael

How long have you been waiting to finally have sex with your girlfriend?
Guy #1

I don't know man. It's been a marijuana minute.
Guy #2
marijuana minute by mykeyhipshot January 21, 2010
Word of the Day on April 20, 2010

Marijuana Sauna 

A Marijuana Sauna is the act of smoking weed in any tightly sealed area where the smoke cannot escape. This causes the occupants of said area to breathe almost nothing but weed, which in turn causes them to get royally lit.
I want to get fucked up, lets make this burn cruise a marijuana sauna.

marijuana addiction 

A make-believe condition invented by the pharmaceutical industry and the right wing politicians that they lobby and make contributions to.This "condition" was created in an effort to scare people into doing their drugs, which actually are addictive. If the multipurpose cure-all cannibis were decriminalized, the pharmaceutical industry would tank.
Marijuana addiction is crippling our Middle American communities.
marijuana addiction by the mutant February 8, 2007

marijuana maintainance 

Using marijuana to keep one's self from drinking alcohol if one is a recovering alcoholic.
Friend 1: "Dude I've been off the booze for like 6 months now I'm feeling fucking great"
Friend 2: "Man you were always so hammered, I thought that you could never quit. How did you do it?"
Friend 1: "Daily marijuana maintainance, bro"

Marijuana Addiction 

Doctor: I think you are suffering from a severe case of Marijuana Addiction...

Patient: Huh?
Marijuana Addiction by Kamnit February 24, 2010

marijuana blowjob 

When you are with your girl you have girl take a bong hit with the bong between your legs
Rob pretends his bong is his dick and his girl sara take a hit of said bong that's a mother fucking marijuana blowjob
marijuana blowjob by Billykid0923 January 19, 2014