A dark art of being able to survive while being held responsible for issues and situations outside of your control by members of the public and by those who outrank you. Often used as the cause of and solution to all of the problems of unreasonable people. Long term exposure often leads to a lack of empathy, high tolerance to pain, apathy, institutionalisation and a lack of self care. In extreme cases can lead to the illusion of job security and belief in corporate policies.
by j.dinnen February 26, 2021

by itsbritneyb1tch February 25, 2015

Noun. ih.vent.ma.nuh.juh
Someone who solves your problems before you knew you had problems. Also specialises in precision guesswork based on unreliable data that changes daily.
Someone who solves your problems before you knew you had problems. Also specialises in precision guesswork based on unreliable data that changes daily.
by Yolodopeshit October 9, 2023

by xoxo._. January 20, 2022

by S. Girard March 20, 2008

pain management is most commonly associated with the steps you take after you've been kicked in the nuts.
Lately scientist have identified the chemical reaction in your brain, aka brain betrayal that distorts your cognitive ability to make proper decisions after you fall in love.
Scientist have concluded the chemical reaction as pure
BULL-SHIT and that in fact it's a willingness to sign up for different levels of pain management brought on by brain betrayal.
Lately scientist have identified the chemical reaction in your brain, aka brain betrayal that distorts your cognitive ability to make proper decisions after you fall in love.
Scientist have concluded the chemical reaction as pure
BULL-SHIT and that in fact it's a willingness to sign up for different levels of pain management brought on by brain betrayal.
Doug:
Dad, I just told Jay that I fell in love with Katie and he said I was full of shit and that I've just signed up for pain management.
Dad:
Son, you are a jackass, Jay is right. You are in full brain betrayal.
Dad, I just told Jay that I fell in love with Katie and he said I was full of shit and that I've just signed up for pain management.
Dad:
Son, you are a jackass, Jay is right. You are in full brain betrayal.
by Cumbersnatched November 11, 2019

by Mod_Deleted September 4, 2015
