Magcon

A group of untalented, immature, obnoxious and disruptive teenage boys who deem themselves "internet celebrities." This band of misfits travels across the country to "perform" their acts at hotels and various venues. These acts include: throwing water on each other, singing off key, jumping up and down and riding on hotel luggage carts. People actually pay to see this shit. The "Magcon Tour" has a strong, avid, cult-like following of horny, desperate and ditsy teenage girls who are absolutely infatuated with these boys. After the show, the boys usually go up to their hotel room and proceed to destroy it and post it on the internet.

I would honestly be extremely surprised if these kids are still "famous" in six months.

Immature Girl 1: "OMG Becky, those Magcon boys are having a show this weekend!"
Immature Girl 2: "Pssht, Jenny, that's SO last week. It's all about the Jonas Brothers now!"
Immature Girl 1: "Oh yeah, I like totally love them. They're like soo dreamy."

by 2400 SAT Score March 16, 2014

maggot

Used to describe the state of a person who has consumed too much alcohol.

"hey look Tom is maggot! haha!" "i got maggot last night"

by Josh Tomo July 31, 2008

tits magee

someone who has abnormally large ta tas

dude at a party: that girl over there is tits magee

other dude: damn straight

by dyllpikle January 3, 2011

maggot bag

Another word for a meat pie from a suspect location or "gutter eater".

Would you like some degreaser with that maggot bag

by Adman June 27, 2004

maggot

Die-hard Slipknot fans that acts like a swarm of maggots on Slipknot concerts.

Exaple:
1. Maggots shall live forever, assholes!

by d10p3t April 22, 2009

cleetus maggot

Braggard, Someone who will try to one-up any story or event that ANYONE else is talking about.

Mike: I jumped my dirtbike over a small wood-shed,it was hella scary.
Jim:Yeah, well I jumped a house and did a backflip as well.
Mike: When did you start riding dirtbikes?

Jim is a Cleetus Maggot.

by Chris Colbert November 11, 2006

Magelbitch

The worlds biggest bitch teacher. Drop her class. Believe what every one says about her. She's pure evil.

Shit! You got stuck with magelbitch for an entire year?
Yea it sucks major balls
Your life is going to be pure hell

by Voice of the student September 2, 2009