ice cream machine 

broke

Customer: "Lemme get uhhhhhhhh one uhh Oreo McFlurry"
Drive-Thru Worker:"Ice cream machine broke"
Customer: "Understandable have a great day"

ice cream machine by henlo smol bean :) June 25, 2017

Fear machine 

A large, bazooka-like gun that shoots dildos hard enough into a foe's mouth to break his/her neck.

Police Officer: <looks at shattered body> Dear god! What happened to this poor man?!

Innocent Bystander: He has succumb to the neck-breaking power of the fear machine.

Fear machine by MacKeown! June 15, 2011

Reverse bubble machine 

Where you and hot chick are slaming ass ckeeks together and the chick has runny shit. You then proceed to fart into the runny shit creating shit bubbles. (Works with all genders!!!)

Person 1: I shouldn't have ate taco bell I have go take a runny shit
Person 2: Wait! I have an idea

Person 1: what is it hurry up
Person 2: lets do a reverse bubble machine

Reverse bubble machine by AddyDaddy1234 December 21, 2020

The Machine 

Bert Kreischer in the Russian mafia

No one talks to the machine like that fuck that bitch this is Russia

The Machine by Duff's Beer October 2, 2018

pretty hate machine 

The greatest industrial album ever! From the start to the end. Perfection.

Listening to pretty hate machine is an experience.

pretty hate machine by warmplace34 February 19, 2008

The Machine Gun 

When a guy is getting a blow job from a random women, pulls out, and blows his load all over her face while holding his dick and screaming Ratt-A-Tatt-Tatt!

Also known as the Rambo and the Frustrated Elmo

I don't think that girl will ever talk to me again after i Machine Gunned her.

That girl got really pissed when i showed her the Machine Gun

The Machine Gun by Shitty McCunterman October 13, 2011

nigger killing machine 

An individual who kills niggers really rapidly and can not be killed by a dark skinned "negro"

I used to be a nigger killing machine during the African war.

nigger killing machine by ks59 May 2, 2018