The Liquid Seat

A sex act that two or three people do while having sex. One person lays down flat on their back, while the second person cums on the first person's face. After ejaculating on the face, the second person sits on the face. This causes the spooge to smear all over his/her buttcrack, buttcheeks, or butthole. afterwards, he/she continues to pleasure the first person to finish the job.

Guy 1: "Holy fuck! You gave her the Liquid Seat last night after prom? That's disgusting!"

Guy 2: "Yep, but it felt good once she started licking my asshole once I sat on her face."

by Wasabimoto April 27, 2007

Liquid laugh

A euphemism for vomitting, usually from drinking too much alcohol.

After 8 pints he was liquid laughing all over the bathroom.

by John January 14, 2004

liquid rope

Graphic term for semen, come, spunk, willy milk, whatever you want to call it. Derived from the way in which semen is shot out - in a gloopy strand.

"There was liquid rope all over her! Blech!"

by KHD August 19, 2003

liquid bling

When you give a girl a generous dousing of urine, preferably to the face, after sex. R. Kelly's method of choice.

Damn! He tricked her out with some liquid bling!

by HueyFreeman December 1, 2006

Liquid bread

A beer with a high specific gravity at the end of fermentation resulting in a dense beer.

I hate when people correlate dark beer with heaviness, I have had pale colored liquid bread, and dark colored session brews

by bozini rollitini June 14, 2010

liquid poo

Beer induced ooey, gooey, watery, poo.
Not may chunks-n-bits at all.
Usually leaves the arse with much velocity.

Its all fun & games untill someone spills an entire bucket of liquid poo!


Britney Spears sprayed me with liquid poo, she's got good aim!

by philbad July 9, 2004

Liquid Lesbian

A straight female who either makes out and/or has sex with other females after consuming too much alcohol.

She was strictly dickly but after a few shots of tequila she became a liquid lesbian.

by attacksaturn December 30, 2008