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Landon’s 47 Inch Shlong

Landon’s 47 inch long shlong, he could kill you if he fucked you
Is that Landon’s 47 inch shlong?

Yea! I heard he kills everyone he fucks!
by AlmostCCAfton May 24, 2021
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ladonnarey

She is an alluring sensation that takes over the room with her beauty and congenial personality. Ladonnarey has a pure heart and genuinely wants everyone on her team fed and happy, she will do anything to see her loved ones win. She is undeniably creative and she always looks her best. She is devoted to her family and goals and everyone sees her as nurturing. Don't step on her cute toes because all hell will break loose, you will feel her wrath, and sometimes it will haunt you forever. Ladonnareys are very successful and bathe in power and luxury but somehow they are still relatable and desired.
"When I grow up I want to be Ladonnarey. "
"Then you have to work very hard dear..."
by ladonnarey November 23, 2021
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Ladon

ONE OF the most smart , outgoing, intelligent, beautiful , self confidence , selfless , friend / gf you will ever come past by and one loyal ass friend .
Oh that’s ladon .
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Layloni

Layloni is a fine ass female that’s light skinned with thick thighs. she crazy asf, loyal, got anger issues and can be bipolar asf but is a real steppa for the people she loves.
Layloni is smexy asf fr
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landon

a sad little roach waiting to be stepped on
thats a sad landon
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Landon

landon loves (julliana)
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Landon Kauffman

The kid who loves chips and gaming. He can be a pain in the butt. a nerd. a smart ALICK. The guy who's just THERE. Walks like a PENGUIN. always keeps his SHOES UNTIED. a BAND boy.
That dude's a Landon Kauffman. He loves gaming, in BAND, and walks like a PENGUIN. HE needs to tie his SHOES!
by URSOLOVED April 28, 2022
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