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Landon school

Landon is a shitty 4-12 school located in Bethesda Maryland. There colors are shit brown and white with there mascot being a bear. The kids there have a certain sense that there school is better even though it’s shittier then all the high schools in the area. They try to compete with schools like Gonzaga,St. Johns,Prep and bullis which are all 100 times better then Landon in every way. Kids there think it’s cool to rape and beat women. They act hood even though there parents are cooperate lawyers with 5 country club memberships and pay 40k for a school. The schools academics are absolute shit. Every school in the area puts there differences aside to give shit to Landon. Do not apply they don’t accept unless you donate money or have a brother there. Also the boys there are extremely homosexual and make it clear to everyone else that they rape each other in the locker room.
Hot girl “a guy from Landon school abused me.”
Guy “I’m sorry don’t mess with Landon guys. There bad news
by Treekiller321 May 18, 2020
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Landon Sosebee

A feminine man who is sexually and emotionally attracted to women who cheat on him.
Bro, his girlfriend cheated on him with her ex, and he still took her back. Guy acts just like Landon Sosebee.
by Deshaun Simpson August 15, 2023
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Mr. Landon

by Mr. Landon May 25, 2021
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Landon Shaw

Son of John Shaw III. Has the hottest mom and baddest cousins. He thinks every girl is bad even mid ones. Packing a 2 inch but he’s secretly an abnormal grower. Can grow up to 9 inches. His sex scale is comparable to James Chen.
Oh my god. Landon Shaw railed me so hard that I thought I was having sex with James Chen
by Brxsr January 12, 2023
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Landon Boice

is a specimen of human with a small shlong
There is Landon Boice, I bet his shlong is small
by Scooby Snaxcks April 19, 2023
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Landon Roulston

Landon The Really good hockey player. The really good sport player. The most athletic person in the city
Man I am almost as good as Landon Roulston
by Cali Wager November 2, 2022
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Jack landon

Nonce who likes kids and dates and chats up 13 year olds when he's 17
by Ihatejacklandon March 17, 2020
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