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A shitty kris

Defecating in another’s trousers while standing up ,then rolling it around while sitting on their buttocks.
Kris gave gavin a shitty kris after gave him a rusty trombone.
by kristosticky December 16, 2024
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Kris

Dick slinging MACHINE. Absolute beast in bed and great with kids.
"Did you hear Kris had kids?" "Yeah because hes an absolute dick slanging machine!"
by geeksauce September 14, 2025
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Kris Dreemurr

A character from the hit game DELTARUNE by Toby "Radiation" Fox.
The first hero of the prophecy: A cage with human soul and parts!
Kris is a human that smells strangely of apples, THEY are also involved in the prophecy (story of DELTARUNE). THEIR job is to seal the balance-shattering dark fountains alongside THEIR friends: Susie Gaster-Deltarune Boom Suzy Undying Barney the second and Ralsei Asriel Israel Serial.
Kris has spent THEIR entire life in Hometown, Boston. However, recently THEY have started to act a bit different, as if THEY got a new personality, as if the old Kris was nothing but a shell.
We'll be alright, though. I'll be alright. As long as I still have a friend inside me to guide me through the roaring nights of this December holdiay.
Kris Dreemurr: Hello I am Krismass "Kris" F.C. Togore Gaster McWoker Nonbinary Dreemurr and my pronouns are they/them.
SOUL: Nah I actually think you are a man.
Kris: Well I think that you are a woman.
SOUL: What.
Kris Dreemurr: Your gender is up to my interpretation.
by Bonkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa December 7, 2025
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kris gustin

the really hot and handsome and cute guitarist of joker out
A: Wow! Who is that really pretty man with an electric guitar? B: It's kris gustin!
by crazyobsessivefangirl05 February 16, 2025
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Kris

A cute and kind guy the likes to meet new people.he is good at everything thing and I mean everything and he have a huge glizzi.say if you meet a Kris grab his glizzi.
Kris is a cute and kind guy
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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KRIS

Slang for a blonde drag queen. Usually tall, sometimes nice, and found around cities like Austin or Houston on occasion.

Typically has extremely attractive friends. Known to slip.
Look kids, that is a Kris in her natural habitat(a bathroom stall)
by versetheebottom November 23, 2021
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Kris

Kris is the best person to ever exist. They are so funny and caring and loving and god I love them so much. If you meet a kris, keep them forever please they are the best thing to ever happen to me. Theyre always there for you snd theyre super funny and theyre sweet and
by WolfieTheWeeb November 24, 2021
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