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Kris

a bitch ass nigga thats a hoe and cries himself to sleep because of how miserable he is. he sleeps on the streets and begs for nickels infront of the deli
-“ did yk kris gets no pussy at all??”

- “yea bro hes ugly as shit
by smd5467 November 20, 2023
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Kris

stupid (also cute)
Kris is stupid!
by Cyapie March 24, 2024
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Kris

a gay chick who is a stoner mechanic lesbian that listens to lil peep
yo kris is such an emo
by k4is October 4, 2022
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Kris

Dick slinging MACHINE. Absolute beast in bed and great with kids.
"Did you hear Kris had kids?" "Yeah because hes an absolute dick slanging machine!"
by geeksauce September 14, 2025
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kris

perma virgin brony who tries to pay e girls to crush his skull with their thighs
that creep kris hit my up for feet pics again
by heylistenhey July 25, 2019
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kris

kris is so fucking hto for real, I love kris their dick drags for miles. my little bubba wubba pookie dookie snookie kristoefur coloumbus. id let them colonize me again for real
Holy shit who was that?
That was a Kris, you're so lucky to have seen one :3
by celesticles September 1, 2023
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Kris

Has A Big Dick, Gets Hella "Hoes" Super Original And Like Eating Pussy And Tits.
Kris Has A Big Dick.
by Look Pimps November 20, 2023
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