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Kris

A hispanic furry bitch that won't come out of the closet in home depot. Get a life kris you furry slut.
Mark: Kris drew more furry art today.
Alex: Ye, what a closeted furry cunt waffle.

Mark: Let us bully him more.
by DocXeno February 13, 2022
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KRIS

Slang for a blonde drag queen. Usually tall, sometimes nice, and found around cities like Austin or Houston on occasion.

Typically has extremely attractive friends. Known to slip.
Look kids, that is a Kris in her natural habitat(a bathroom stall)
by versetheebottom November 23, 2021
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Kri-RP

Pronounced: "kree-ar-pee".
Noun. A form of behavior that occurs when the subject engages in and is accused of engaging in ERP (erotic role play) and subsequently denies participation although the burden of proof (e.g. logs, witness testimonies, and patterns of behavior) is stacked against them.
Friend 1: Hey have you seen Mark?
Friend 2: I sent him a direct message - he said he is role-playing right now and doesn't know when he'll be done. He won't tell me where he is because he says it's "against the rules".
Friend 2: Ahh, shit, here we go again. He must be doing some kri-RP.
by Lansky83 April 10, 2022
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Kris

a gay chick who is a stoner mechanic lesbian that listens to lil peep
yo kris is such an emo
by k4is October 4, 2022
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Kris

Kris is a silly, gender-fluid, girlfriend haver who has a kind soul. Kris may talk a lot but the stories are to die for and the also enjoy listening. If you recommend a show, Kris is sure to check it out and isn’t afraid to tell you what they think about it. Kris enjoys hanging out with their friends but sometimes has trouble speaking out when they are uncomfortable but recently they have been getting really well speaking up. Kris is awesome.
Bro Kris is so silly
by GiantJhonson_😘 March 10, 2024
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Kris

A real go getter who loves Satan and blueberries, he lives in a small toolbox with a wooden spoon. He enjoys playing chess and shoving anything and everything up his ass with passion and no regrets, these items include the mailman, a teddy bear, Caillou, air freshener, cardboard boxes, toddlers, and rubber duckies. You’re lucky to find him in the alleyway sobbing about Lego guys with no 3D boobs. If you look him in his eyes you can see 13 different types of diet water. Always horny for juice boxes and apple pie.
1) Is that Comrade Kris?! I need to give him a bottle of vodka!

2) Wow its Kris, he’s so Pog
by Comrade Kristoff November 19, 2020
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