Karen 

Karens are usually old/middle aged and they usually have bleach blonde hair in a very short bob hairstyle. They are queerphobic, refuse to wear masks, ask to see the manager, ableist, racist, pro-life, trump supporters, enforce gender roles, and are all around lousy people.

Karen: "IF YOU KIDS DON'T STOP SKATEBOARDING I WILL CALL THE SHERRIFF!!!!!!!!!!"
Kids: "We're literally in the park it doesn't belong to you and we're not hurting anyon-"
Karen: "YES YOU ARE!!"
Kids: "Who are we hurting then?"
Karen: "MY FEELINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Karen by evan_was_here October 1, 2021

Karen 

Karen is easily one of the best person on the planet. Gentle, generous, welcoming and a lot of others good things even tho sometimes she's kinda wack ngl. A bit of a Twilight and Harry Potter fan. Possesses bad traits to compensate : Annoying, kinda capable of making a fuss about anything, sort of a teaser(be prepared) and cat lover. A being full of contrast, but possesses such a charm that most of the time that you wouldn't mind her flaws too much. Quite of a hard worker and skilled in many areas such as singing, piano and ukulele but not dancing. Pretty bad at pretending and can easily be spotted when she tries to hide her emotions. Lovely and adorable, definetely a woman of choice who deserves way more than a guacamole.

I love you Karen

Karen by Mitt1800 November 22, 2021

Karen 

Karen is total fucking bitch. Her husband wants to leave her but he is in constant death threat. This why he is constantly working outside in the yard. She wears 80s workout gear just to show off her saggy ass and creepily big unflumtuous rack. Everyone knows how she’s total fucking whore bitch ass nigga in any kinda store. Literally no one likes Karen except for Jennifer and Jill who secretly scissor during book club. They’re not smooth about it. Karen fucking shave your legs it’s been two months. Her bonions are popping out of her skin. Walmart is her best and worst friend. No explanation needed.

“Fucking stfu Karen no one likes u”

Karen by Jaquan’s Glock November 24, 2021

Karen 

An entitled bitch who will ruin your day unless you have a nasty comeback for when she asks for your manager.

Karen: BRING ME YOUR MANAGER
Person: stfu Karen

Karen by Dead Human January 30, 2022

Karen 

Karen is a woman, who is extremely concerned about the leave on the street in front of her house. Also, the possibility of ants from any drops of soda on the concrete, presents a problem. Karen needs all things to be exactly how she wants it, and likely lives alone, or with someone who's soul she has sucked out.

Karen is sweeping the leaves on the street in front of her house.

Karen by nonkaren February 4, 2022

Karen 

A nickname often referring to pretentious bitches who prioritize their gratification over the needs of others and expect everything to conform to their expectations. They will literally do anything to get their way, as it is their top priority.

Karen: I'm gonna go to a concert! Oh fuck, all the parking spots are taken.... except for this handicapped spot.
Handicapped person: *takes handicapped spot*

Karen: *to handicapped person* LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!!!!!!

Handicapped person: Why?
Karen: Because I deserved that parking spot more than you!
Handicapped person: What are you talking about? I'm handicapped, so isn't it important that I get this spot?
Karen: NO! I DESERVE THIS SPOT MORE BECAUSE MY GRATIFICATION IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR ACCESSIBILITY!!!!!!!!! I'M CALLING THE COPS ON YOU FOR ILLEGAL PARKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cop: *to handicapped person* I was informed that you parked illegally?
Handicapped person: No, I didn't
Cop: Oh. *charges Karen for allegation*

Karen by PussyEater69000 June 17, 2022

karen 

a massive twat

karen fuck off

karen by aggin July 13, 2022