Jonathan

Jonathan is the most homosexual man you will ever meet, he will act straight but he is actually a homosexual. He is also into BDSM and likes to have sex with transgenders without tits

Omg Jonathan is so gay

by Not president April 24, 2020

Jonathan

Probably a fag, but his moms hot.

Me:"Hey have you seen Jonathan's mom"
Other: "Yea she's hot"

by SandwichMaker5000 March 21, 2019

Jonathan

A virgin who use too much callouts in the most casual af games instead of competitive games

Jonathan playing Pummel Party: He's on the left. He's south west heading south. Check those corners. RPG 12 o'clock! Take cover! Watch my Six. I'm hit i need urgent surgical. Bravo Six going dark.
Jonathan on Escape from Tarkov:......

by Smeer Felatio September 18, 2020

Jonathan

Just straight up gay

Jonathan is Jonathan

by Defiantly Not Jonathan November 6, 2020

Jonathan

pew pew. a boy who is NOT kate's best friend.

oh wow did you hear! kate's best friend is NOT Jonathan!!!

by fakecrying101 April 13, 2020

Jonathan

A complete douche bag. Has no regard for his actions and will definitely make you cry. He lies, and will judge you for your beliefs. If you know a Jonathan LEAVE HIM.

Cassie: What’s wrong?

Jess: Jonathan was being a jerk! :(
Cassie: that’s expected.

by You know I’m right May 5, 2019

Jonathan

Jonathan- the biggest maleslut there is.

WOW he just pulled off a freaking Jonathan on his girlfriend!

by 6_Dana1703_ May 13, 2020