Jason

One who can't commit and is emotionally unavailable. Also known by the names "Hobbit", "Frodo", or "Fig".

When he didn't call me back after dating for two months and telling me that he loved me, I knew he was a total Jason.

by Christine Longbottom July 15, 2008

a jason

the act of whining over something that isnt important.

Bill: Man I cant believe Ted hit me in the face and didnt apologize.

Chris: Quit being a Jason!!

by youknowwhoitis425 April 18, 2010

Jason

Little Boy lover

Wow he’s dating that boy he must really be a Jason.

by Delusion karma October 9, 2019

Jason

a fucking piece of shit, narcissistic bastard. who, if a father, will leave their child. is abusive to the mother and child both emotionally and physically. dont trust a jason

dont be a jason, he'll fuck you over

by thatdankboiiiiiii January 7, 2019

Jason

One word....Trouble.

Jason is nothing but trouble.

by Anyneieni August 25, 2019

Jason

Faggy ass Asian boi, who sucks at life.

Boi you look like a burnt Jason!!!

by UnbornFetus March 1, 2018

jason

jason is the whitest person you will ever see then if you look at his dick it looks like Donald trumps dick so he could fuck off his dads dick nigga. He looks like he just got out of a insane asylum fuck crazy as shit his hair line looks like a noodle

jason looks like mr.jeremys hair line

by legqeth,absmcvs February 6, 2020