Jason

One who can't commit and is emotionally unavailable. Also known by the names "Hobbit", "Frodo", or "Fig".
When he didn't call me back after dating for two months and telling me that he loved me, I knew he was a total Jason.
by Christine Longbottom June 11, 2005
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the act of whining over something that isnt important.
Bill: Man I cant believe Ted hit me in the face and didnt apologize.

Chris: Quit being a Jason!!
by youknowwhoitis425 April 17, 2010
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a fucking piece of shit, narcissistic bastard. who, if a father, will leave their child. is abusive to the mother and child both emotionally and physically. dont trust a jason
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A Metal obessed, anti social freak who knows no limits to what he says. But damn that man has a big dick
Wow fuck Jason that faggot
by SilverRaccoon March 22, 2017
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you see Jason ? He a gay hoe
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jason is the whitest person you will ever see then if you look at his dick it looks like Donald trumps dick so he could fuck off his dads dick nigga. He looks like he just got out of a insane asylum fuck crazy as shit his hair line looks like a noodle
jason looks like mr.jeremys hair line
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