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Inverted Handjob

Yoooo I gave her a inverted handjob last night
by BubbaGumpsShrimpBoat June 4, 2020
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inverted necromountain

Most grim and frostbitten landscape on Earth! Favourite vacation spot of the Necrowizard. Serious evil-doing known to take place there.

Located within the frozen uplands of Necrodeathmortum (upper upstate northern Norway), the inverted necromountain features several ski resorts where inverted moongoats are lusftully worshipped while skiing down (or up -it's inverted).

The only grim and frostbitten gay bar on earth was open somewhere within the necromountain, but its exact location is still unknow. The bar is allegedly managed by members of the band Immortal.
Country Roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West inverted necromountain
Take me home, country roads
by mortino December 12, 2012
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Inverted Tea Bag

An Inverted Tea Bag is the delectable and often painful task of actually ejaculating your own testicles out of your own penis. This is accomplished by withholding from sex or self pleasure for 5 or more days. As climax is achieved the testis will exit the urethra and dangled oh so gracefully by the spermatic cords. It is then traditional to dab the testicles on a friend or lover's forehead.
The last time I attemped to do an Inverted Tea Bag only one of my testis came out. I had to hold a peanut near the end of my penis hole to entice the second testi to come out of its den.
by liboface October 31, 2011
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inverted testicular ball cancer

my friend tummy has inverted testicular ball cancer
by ONIOINKMSBSVBSBAQ December 22, 2023
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inverted dorito

A shape of something, like a patch of hair, referencing an upward facing Dorito similar to an equilateral triangle.
I shave my armpits into inverted Doritos. It makes me more aerodynamic when I fight.
by Mmmmagick man April 6, 2023
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inverted fate

A great Undertale AU with a banger soundtrack. Basically Asriel messed up while resetting time on a failed pacifist route and all the characters swapped roles but not personalities. It’s awesome you should check it out.
Inverted Fate is one of many Undertale Alternate Universes
by annoying dog December 8, 2022
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Inverted Ham and Mayo Electric Boogaloo

When a person is fucking a pig from behind and just as they cum they thrust so deep it pushes the pig into the electric fence shocking the big fucker and amplifying the orgasm.
A man can build a thousand bridges, but one Inverted Ham and Mayo Electric Boogaloo and everyone is shocked they are a pig fucker forever.

Not as shocked as the pig fucker of course.
by Grindo July 21, 2023
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