Puddle Dump

An aggregious, offensive action during which a methamphetamine smoker spins your glass smoking pipe too far and to the extent that hot, liquified meth from the utensil and onto an exterior surface thereby wasting your drugs

Dude, that lame ass Keck did a puddle dump! Now we have to kill him!

by kecksucks September 10, 2016

blood puddling

When your beautiful wife sits on your face while she's on her period so you can eat her ass, while her thick blood trickles down on you.

Gonna go blood puddling with Tiffany

by Mr. Becker December 22, 2016

Puddle sleeper

Noun - Someone who sweats enough to make a puddle when they sleep

The fat kid was bullied cause his mom thought he peed the bed but in reality he was a puddle sleeper

by Puddlemaster3.14 December 30, 2018

Barney Puddle

When a very old women squirts.

Oooft, Margery left a soaking Barney Puddle at the bingo hall.

by ShadyGarGar June 12, 2018

Puddle Slut

Puddle Slut is a person who has sex with another person for hard core drugs such as meth.

Jim: Hey Jeremy, I was thinking of hooking up with Susie down the street while at your party. Mind if I borrow the guest bedroom?

Jeremy: OH HELL NO! Dude, don't even bother! Don't you know she's a total Puddle Slut? Caught her having sex with Josh under the school's bleachers for meth.

by Appallo May 22, 2018

Cuddle Puddle

A puddle of bodily fluids left after sexual intercourse.

That was super hot sex, I mean look at that cuddle puddle. R.I.P. the housekeepers.

by DopeSauce4lyfe May 20, 2019

puddle sniffer

Puddle sniffer is a word commonly used in the military. It refers to a soldier doing pushups, for an extended period of time

(Drill sergeant - drop to the ground and push you puddle sniffer)

by jynk-shots February 12, 2018