Pet the shark

Performing an unnecessary overtly dangerous act.
The breaker panel was three feet away, but the electrician pet the shark and worked with the live wires.
by Mikey the Sub-Genius January 22, 2019
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pet playdate

Owners of pets (usually dogs) who set up playdates for their pets to get together and play. dogs, cats, pets, pet parents, canine crazy, feline fanatic, pet aunt, pet uncle, petsitter, dog park
My golden retriever had a great pet playdate with the labrador retriever down the street. They ran around the park, jumped in the pond and chased the squirrels and rabbits around trees.
by joecoolthefool May 04, 2016
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Pet Germ

A person or companion who behaves in a questionable matter and enjoys eating rocks :)
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Teacher's pet

A person who is a goody two shoes and suck up to their teacher.
"Oh Miss, you have so much marking to do!" - Liyana S (Teacher's pet) said in a monotone voice
by gossip girlies February 16, 2022
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Teachers Pet

There are many types of teachers pets.

1. The kind who tells the teacher every little thing someone does.
2. The kind who waits for the teacher to get onto them, and then they get onto them too.
3. The kind who acts like the teacher is a god and brings the teacher gifts.

The third one is only good for a fun teacher, like Coach Bass, everyone who knows him likes him. Even the kids who get in trouble.
The teachers pet told on Joe-Bob today because he found a pencil on the ground and took it for his own.
by My Pseudonym 30333 April 21, 2022
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street petting

Actions involved with appraising "the goods" of the men & ladies of the night.
Hey, hands off! Pimp C says no street petting!
by Jeff Pink July 22, 2017
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Pet Parrot

A character type of the internet world who is widely and democratically accepted as the laughing stock of a forum.
"What's that? SQUAWK!? You're such a pet parrot."
by Luke oTO February 05, 2008
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