Killing Babies

Slang for jerking off.
Killing off thousands of possible babies.

Ill be right back, I have to go kill some babies.

Hes in the bathroom Killing Babies.

by KILLKEV March 11, 2005

Kill it in the face

Either shredding it up in a bowl or having a sick run at the skate park.

Damn dude way to kill it in the face!!!! Nice run

by Pbrdrinkingmachine September 17, 2010

Killing younglings

A euphemism for masturbating used by fans of Star Wars. A quotable gem from the shitty prequels.

"Sorry, I had to kill some younglings last night"

Obi-Wan - "I have seen a security hologram of him killing younglings"

by Juzzfusion January 25, 2010

team-kill

1. To end the life of someone who is on your team (usually intentionally).

2. To end the life of multiple people on your team (usually intentionally).

"You team-killing fucktard!"

"This noob always comes in and team-kills all day."

by IpWn/\/00b5 December 10, 2006

pussy kill

With "pussy kill" we define the act of entering the pussy, typically wet, with any action that is entailed by a sexual intercourse.

A pussy killer is also generally referred to as a player.

"In my city I'm a young god / That pussy kill be so vicious" The Weeknd in "Often"

by Gplayer December 14, 2015

Crenshen Killed

When a conversation is killed due to an interruption by a Crenshen. A Crenshen Kill always occurs when you least expect it, (ie: when conversing with a lovely young lady), and afterwards whomever you were speaking with will stop replying, regardless if the conversation was going well or not. So far, roughly 41,000 Crenshen Kills have been reported, all of which occurred online or in real-life situations. There is one time, and only ONE time where a Crenshen Kill is necessary, and that is when one is already being Gallegoed. As of date, these two phenomenons have never occurred simultaneously, though, the ancient Mayan civilization did predict a happening of sort in the year 2069.

FP: Would you like some mango tango?
Lovely Lady: I would love some mango tango, and I'd also love to mango tango the night away with you.
FP: I'll mango tango all night
Lovely Lady: I want to be covered in it
Crenshen: i like mangos
Lovely Lady: (takes bag off monitor, places it over her head, and sufficates herself)

*This conversation has been certified Crenshen Killed*

DP: So how about Saturday night at buttsex o'clock?
Lovely Lady #2: Buttsex o'clock sounds perfect for me. I can't wait.
DP: Bring my green hat?
Lovely Lady #2: Yesss!! Bring your green hat!
Crenshen: can i come?
Lovely Lady #2: (fills pillow case with doorknobs, and beats herself to death)

*This conversation has been certified Crenshen Killed*

by rastaysballin October 24, 2009

Kill Me

What you say when you look up normal things that turn into bad things. Basically anything on this website (urban dictionary)

*looks up herbal essences* on urban dictionary, "kill me now!"

by Urban dictionary police June 25, 2018