the most amazing creature to ever grace the earth, a hedgehog has only ever farted ounce, that is how the universe was created, hedgehogs do not have owners, they have staff, if you kill a hedgehog you will burn in hell for eternity, also they are communists.
by the wiggles123 April 4, 2019
Get the hedgehogmug. When you’re watching a scary movie and something makes you jump so much you curl up in a ball like a hedgehog
by Em90 January 20, 2022
Get the Hedgehoggingmug. An insult used for someone who has framed you for crimes and made you wanted by the military. Coined in 2001 in the SEGA Dreamcast game Sonic Adventure 2 by Sonic the Hedgehog in a confrontation with Shadow the Hedgehog who had framed him for crimes.
by [INSERT A PSEUDONYM HERE] August 13, 2023
Get the Fake Hedgehogmug. Derek,” man Jayden was being such a hedgehog today.”
John,” really tho I’m so confused on how hee has friends.”
John,” really tho I’m so confused on how hee has friends.”
by The anal god 420 December 27, 2022
Get the Hedgehogmug. a bitch ass motherfucker he pissed on my fucking wife. he took his hedgehog little quilly dick out and pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was THIS BIG and i said that's disgusting so i'm making a call out post on my twitter dot com, shadow the hedgehog, you got a small dick. it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. and guess what. here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. THATS RIGHT BABY. all point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. he fucked my wife so guess what, im gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISSSSS. except im not gonna piss on the earth, im gonna go higher. im pissing on the MOOOONNNN! how do you like that obama????? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! you have twenty three hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking EARTH. now get out of my fucking sight before i piss on you too
person a: oh you know shadow the hedgehog?
person b: the one with the gay highlights?
person a: yeah the one with the piss rock
person b: the one with the gay highlights?
person a: yeah the one with the piss rock
by sonadowfire April 15, 2024
Get the shadow the hedgehogmug. Sonic the hedgehog was born from the military uterus and the military people looked at him and said "throw this retarded bitch away" due to the trauma sonic gains super speed and fucks everyone in a 10km radius
literally.
literally.
by THATSHTIITPBTICJH May 31, 2019
Get the SONIC THE HEDGEHOGmug. The vagina/vulva of a woman who some weeks ago shaved her pubic hair, but it has since regrown into stubble, which is so sharp and spiky that it prickles anyone who goes near it, not unlike a hedgehog
by Hedgehog Tunnel Man June 1, 2024
Get the Hedgehog Tunnelmug.