Hayden

Not funny at all
Thinks he’s funny but spends 30 minutes thinking of a joke but the joke is never funny, calls everyone overused jokes

I’m as funny as Hayden

by Lizadaddy May 3, 2020

Hayden

little chatty ratty weasel little man boy, often annoying & has fewer friends

oh shit, it's a rat

OR
oh shit, it's a hayden

by theresnoDinme August 19, 2019

Hayden

A fuckboi who can’t control his hormones

Yeah, that guy is is a Hayden

by Fuck shite September 24, 2019

Hayden

When something is a simple task but ends up a difficult or a pain in the ass to his coworkers

Oh that is such a Hayden

by Lankyl June 4, 2019

Hayden

Hayden is the type of girl that has more boy friends than girls. She is outgoing and hilarious! Everybody loves her, and always want to be friends with her! Boys are always attracted to Hayden. She has the cutest smile! She typically has brown hair but sometimes acts like a blond. Hayden is an athletic girl and loves sports!

“OMG! Did you see Hayden today?!”

“She’s so cute!”

by soccer5 October 23, 2017

Hayden

A man who has a very thicc ass, and is shy to show it off. If you offer him money though he will do the best damn squat you've ever seen.

boy:"Have you seen that guys ass?"
boy2:"yea but it doesn't look like shit next to Hayden's"

by squinkypotato October 2, 2019

Hayden

An absolute fucking bitch ass nerd who still plays titan fall 2

Guy 1: Hey dude look at that guy he looks like a nerd
Guy 2: yeah I know what a fucking Hayden

by COMMUNIST KOAT HANGER October 9, 2019