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Glastonbury

Glastonbury is the closest city to the Pilton Festival Of Performing Arts, otherwise known as the Pilton Pop Festival and incorrecly known as the Glastonbury Festival.
Pilton is 15 miles away from Glastonbury.
Unfortunatley the once beautiful City of Glastonbry the ancient isle of Avalon is constantly overrun by wankers who after 3 days of very badly played music, hallucinogenic drugs, mud and muggings that they are never going to leave. As there is nothing but a few cottages and some frightened residents (and no social security office) so the tree hugging tosspots (or hedgers as know locally) then head out of the countryside into the city Glastonbury where they do nothing but tell everyone they they should get back to nature.While simultaniously trying to move 6 of their dickhead friends into your garden shed to set up a comune.
They then get a heroin problem and die.
"hey dude ive just been dropped off ,is this Glastonbury? wheres the festival? Peace.."
"Its 15 miles up the road you twat! so why dont you peace off and do your fire juggling somewhere else. And stop banging those god damn drums. Fuckin Rizla Executives!"
by Vitaloverdose April 26, 2006
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Gestapo

Verb: To slap or punch a sleeping person with the intent to cause as much pain as possible, usually in a group, continuing after the person has awakened.
I hardly got any sleep last night. I must have been gestapoed about twenty times, at least.
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Gleet

The noise made when two chests suction together. typically heard durning intercourse (between two consenting adults.)

The word the first definer must have misheard was infact gleek.
"Did you just fart?"
"No, that was a gleet!"
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Corporate Gestapo

HR
Middle Manager: I'm having a problem with a nigger. Corporate Gestapo, please investigate.

Corporate Gestapo: Va Voll, Mein Herr!
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Booze Gestapo

The Booze Gestapo is a body of people with the authority to walk around camp sites and other places were people are sleeping over and check that nobody is drinking alcohol. They are known for being "to the book" people who like to crash party's. They get a fix out of doing this.
Booze Gestapo agent David Smith: "you are misusing the system!"
Me: no David, the system is misusing you!
by Dutch Ross August 16, 2009
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gesticulate

1) v. to give oneself the reach-around as one gyrates the hips and waves with the free hand, while in a public venue.

2) v. to gesture with the hands.
James like to gesticulate at the birds by the duck pond.
by Berry & The Femji August 2, 2011
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Gest

The state of emotional denial and confusion, in reality this word doesn’t have a single meaning but many
Likradle was gest when he found out supa put this definition up
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