glaikit

Scottish word meaning: stupid, foolish, not very bright, thoughtless, vacant

"awa' yi glaikit bastirt!" (You are joking, you stupid bastard!"

by Steve W June 18, 2006

Glass Case of Emotion

When you have a very hurtful or terrifying feeling that threatens your very moral fiber while you happen to be inside a phone booth. This phrase was introduced to the public in the Will Ferrel movie Anchor Man.

Im trapped in a glass case of emotion... Will Ferrel

by DMF May 27, 2005

ass gasket

Paper toilet seat covers

They ran out of ass gaskets in the bathroom, so I had to make a sofa out of TP.

by chickenOrBeef October 21, 2003

glassbergian

a well-written, provocative account of business, entertaiment or literary happenings scribed by a sophisticated, midwesterner-turned New Yorker.

"Holy peaches and chicken Batman, this book review in the New Republic was done in ultra-glassbergian fashion."

by Scooperman August 12, 2005

glarking

The act of depositing feces directly into a reclining chair.

"Im glarking a biscuit in your laze-boy bro!

by wowawwowa October 3, 2010

Glasgow High School

hell

♫♪ ..."I'm on the highway to Glasgow High School"...♫♪

by dslifsdjl February 26, 2013

Mile in a glass jug

To titty fuck a girl between her breasts, or glass jugs, if you will.

I really needed some Mile in a glass jug, so I approached Veronica, the town slut, propositioning that she let me titty fuck her massive jugs.

by BenJuan May 2, 2010