Alana Garcia

Alana Garcia is beautiful!

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Assopeza Garcia

An overly, uptight police officer. A scum bag. A tight ass Latino suburban diversity hire.

Assopeza Garcia gunna up his badge number if you don’t slow down for the speed limit; guess who is hitting weight watchers.

by Chrisandra February 16, 2024

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AKA Big Poppa Pump, Jeff Garcia is the greatest Filipino purple belt of all time. He likes long walks on the beach and loves to get down in the DM.

Damn, that guy rolls like Jeff Garcia and he gets down like Jeff Garcia!

by JAG1981 March 11, 2016

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Reverse “Shocker” (2 in the pink 1 in the stink). Missing a middle finger like Jerry Garcia? Now it’s 1 in the pink 2 in the stink!

Blasted my girl with a Garcia last night; zero complaints!

by CMcGillicuddy April 08, 2024

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GAYYYYYY GAY AGAYYYAYAYYAYAYYAYAYYAY GAAAAYYYYY

person 1: yo wtf is he doing
person 2: prolly gay shit, he is garcia after all
person 1: you right

by m4yyuu June 06, 2022

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The last name of the hardest working Mexicans in the world.

All the Garcia’s are hard workers

by Hello fresh November 08, 2022

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The last name of the hardest working Mexicans in the world.

All the Garcia’s are hard workers

by Hello fresh November 08, 2022

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