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You gotta taste the sweet milk before you get the cow!

Stemming from a mix up of the two phrases, "Before you buy the car, you gotta take it for a test drive," and "why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free," this phrase is interchangeable with the former. You would say this if your friend wants to remain abstinent until after marriage.
Brad: CLAIRE! You can't marry him without doing the deed. What are you thinking? You gotta taste the sweet milk before you get the cow! Straight from the teet, Claire. Come on!
by EdlowetArus April 24, 2020
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You gotta be more precise

Said when somebody just isn't being precise enough.
I want Ivory Coast to win.
You gotta be more precise
I want Ivory Coast to beat Portugal in the football.
I see.
by JackLadder June 16, 2010
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Gotta catch 'em all

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by lazirus July 6, 2004
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I gotta bend

Leaving a place, going somewhere, or in the process of going some where.
Yo homes i gotta bend.

Lets't bend my nig.
by ga_gurl August 4, 2006
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dog’s gotta eat

When you are in need of sex and you want it badly. You are willing to lower the bar as well in order to gain sex as it has been a long period of time, theoretically you are starving for sex.
A: ‚Hey Kevin, what are you up to tonight?‘. ‚I‘m going over to the girl I met earlier. You know, dog’s gotta eat ‘.
by Fackelspan March 7, 2018
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Gotta Zayn

Gotta leave early (just like Zayn did in One Direction)
Friends: hey! let’s go play outside

Me: i cant! I gotta Zayn
by Rougie I’d gay July 30, 2018
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a mans gotta eat, a ducks gotta die

what you say when you see a duck, see someone murdering a duck, currently murdering the duck yourself or when you are eating a duck. Only the coolest people know this great saying by the Red Ducks
*sees someone eating a duck"
"a mans gotta eat, a ducks gotta die"
"your quite correct, the duck is dead; I am eating it"
by Red Ducks August 24, 2017
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