Me: Dude anyone tell you that jeff got your girl wasted and fucked her last night?
Other guy: Jokes on him. I gave that chunky piece of menstrual fluids girlfriend a mustache ride last night, plus my girlfriend hardly ever blow me anyways and when she does she never lets me shoot it in her face, time for a change.
Other guy: Jokes on him. I gave that chunky piece of menstrual fluids girlfriend a mustache ride last night, plus my girlfriend hardly ever blow me anyways and when she does she never lets me shoot it in her face, time for a change.
by riGHTonB December 6, 2010
Get the Chunky piece of menstrual fluidmug. Spontaneous Mass Bodily Fluid Discharge, or SMBFD, is an extreme condition occurring at random without warning.
The potential side-effects include, but are not limited to: severe humiliation, emotional trauma, temporary to permanent paralysis of the face during Discharge, speech impediments, IBS, ED, and death.
Simultaneous discharges are as follows, in no particular order: tears, laughter, ejaculation, explosive defecation, projectile vomiting, coughing, sneezing, burping, and urination. Some cases have reported a brief scream prior to the simultaneous discharge. Causes are still unknown, and thus occurrences have been established to be completely random. Female cases have also been reported, and every side-effect is involved, excluding of course ED.
Victims of SMBFD have been known to lose consciousness immediately following the Discharge, only to regain it minutes to hours later. Unfortunately, amnesia is not a side-effect.
The potential side-effects include, but are not limited to: severe humiliation, emotional trauma, temporary to permanent paralysis of the face during Discharge, speech impediments, IBS, ED, and death.
Simultaneous discharges are as follows, in no particular order: tears, laughter, ejaculation, explosive defecation, projectile vomiting, coughing, sneezing, burping, and urination. Some cases have reported a brief scream prior to the simultaneous discharge. Causes are still unknown, and thus occurrences have been established to be completely random. Female cases have also been reported, and every side-effect is involved, excluding of course ED.
Victims of SMBFD have been known to lose consciousness immediately following the Discharge, only to regain it minutes to hours later. Unfortunately, amnesia is not a side-effect.
So I was walking to the counter at the library, when suddenly I cried, laughed, pissed and shat myself, puked, coughed, sneezed, and burped--all at the same time. It was so overwhelming that I passed out and woke up several minutes later, lying in a pool of my own fluids. Apparently, I also came, too. I heard a librarian murmur "It's Spontaneous Mass Bodily Fluid Discharge. He's got the SMBFD." I ran out, sweating and needing to take a shit; I tried to talk but couldn't. I never want to, either, not about what happened.
by Abaddon Uziel December 10, 2009
Get the Spontaneous Mass Bodily Fluid Dischargemug. by GreenThicBoi September 9, 2020
Get the Gamer fluidmug. The verbal form of bodily fluids.
Rude, foul, offensive language that spews out of someone's mouth.
Someone just being an a-hole, either directly or a keyboard pussy A-hole
Rude, foul, offensive language that spews out of someone's mouth.
Someone just being an a-hole, either directly or a keyboard pussy A-hole
by Karfentanil February 10, 2021
Get the VERBAL FLUIDmug. refers to one of three liquids produced in or around a girl's vagina, almost always used in a sexual context:
1. arousal fluid: what "wet pussy" refers to; this liquid coats the vagina when a girl is horny and makes it easier for a dick to slide in.
2. female ejaculate: a slightly opaque liquid produced in small quantities in Skene's glands (aka the female prostate); some girls release it when they cum.
3. squirt: what "squirting" refers to; this is a clear, dilute liquid produced in the bladder; people debate over whether or not this is urine.
not to be confused with vaginal discharge or period blood, which are separate and typically used outside of a sexual context.
1. arousal fluid: what "wet pussy" refers to; this liquid coats the vagina when a girl is horny and makes it easier for a dick to slide in.
2. female ejaculate: a slightly opaque liquid produced in small quantities in Skene's glands (aka the female prostate); some girls release it when they cum.
3. squirt: what "squirting" refers to; this is a clear, dilute liquid produced in the bladder; people debate over whether or not this is urine.
not to be confused with vaginal discharge or period blood, which are separate and typically used outside of a sexual context.
1. i played with bernice's nipples, it made her so wet that her pussy fluid glistened under the light
2. i pulled out of bernice's pussy after she came, and i could see her pussy fluid on my dick
3. i was fingering bernice in bed when she suddenly squirted her pussy fluid all over the bed
2. i pulled out of bernice's pussy after she came, and i could see her pussy fluid on my dick
3. i was fingering bernice in bed when she suddenly squirted her pussy fluid all over the bed
by ferr.ero rocher May 24, 2024
Get the pussy fluidmug. It isn't the fluid you fucking idiot it is the pressure build up that got worse a year ago due to an inability to drain properly through my lymphatic system. My symptoms are getting worse. The doctor's have been dismissive about it. I cannot afford healthcare. It is a preexisting condition so even insurance would not help me. But you know what would!? Being able to pay out of pocket because I literally created AI!
Hym "You know the problem isn't the damn fluid. So, there is the problem with the liberal atheist. They need to use you as fuel for their collective bargaining so they need you to be enslaved beneath them or they have no weapon against the incest cultists. They want to chain you to themselves so that when they drown, you have to drown with them. They are the desperate grasping hands dragging us all to hell. They can't stop their shitty cancer kid from dying so I have to die with it. But, who did your wife fuck? You and not me. Who created AI. Me and not you. You are perfectly fine with it when it's the other way around. Credit and money or I will give you exactly what you want. You want me to die with your piece of shit kids, I will."
by Hym Iam December 24, 2024
Get the Fluidmug. by PuckoV1 May 30, 2018
Get the Fluidmug.