Felix jordan

Someone who has a very small willy

Felix jordan has a very small willy

by Bigggg willly mannn November 08, 2020

Felix jordan

Someone who has a very small willy

Felix jordan has a very small willy

by Bigggg willly mannn November 08, 2020

Felix Rangel

Shit Stain at COD and thinks hes good

Felix Rangel is a dogshit moron

by nigger child January 24, 2020

felix..kranken

The best moot I got 🥶🥶👊👊

ayo you following felix..kranken?
no..?
you should 🤨🤞

by felixxjackshippers July 25, 2021

Filthy Felix

When a woman crams chicken feathers up a mans anus during sexual intercoarse. The man promptly farts the feathers on to the womans chest.

I gave my boyfriend a Filthy Felix and then he went gay.

by Chiipeeer:) December 31, 2009

Felix Felicis

Basically what Adderall is to people without ADD or ADHD.

Crammer: "Hey Bavmorda, let me get some of that Felix Felicis of yours, I have three finals tomorrow..."
Bavmorda: *Wonders off chasing a butterfly*

by Tyrael October 13, 2005

Salty Felix

The act of using a woman's cat to clean your junk after sex. It works best if you have just soaked her face and tits with a monster load of baby gravy.

John: How did it go with that skank from the biker bar last night?

Jim: Awesome! I pulled the old Salty Felix on that pig. After I covered her with about a quart of jizz, I picked up her cat, wiped my hog off with it, and got the hell out of there!

John: Epic! It doesn't get much better than that on a Tuesday night!

by dingo3 October 21, 2010