fagissle

Jizz from a fag

look at that blob of fagissle

by posted up in reno January 17, 2009

failstatus

What occurs when a Facebook status update gets hijacked by irrelevant and unwanted friendspam

Jimmy James hates people so much sometimes!! They are fucked.
Bryanna - Aww how cool are puppies
Jason - I know, especially pugs
JJ - Stop failing my status!! I'm hating ppl here!!
Jason - Muhahaha FAILSTATUS

by Willemrt February 5, 2009

Falashes

Sunglasses using chains on the sides to hold them on yo face!

"I love your designer MishSadie Falashes."

by dznsbyme September 8, 2009

Failistory

When you've done something that's such an epic fail, it will go down in History...Failistory.

Oh man game over on Super Mario level 1....that'll go down in Failistory.

by Cherry Chainsaw January 7, 2010

failster

An individual who tries to be "gangsta" by wearing their jeans at the approximate height of their knees (this is barely exaggerated), and insists on listening to their iPod with one ear bud at extraordinarily high volumes. This individual will also speak in a dialect consisting of many "dawgs" and "wudups" and "niggas"and "grills" that is only understood by other failsters. Furthermore, most failsters are of high school and college age, as they have yet to figure out how to grow up.

Marcus is such a failster, so I bought him a belt to hold up his failster pants so they don't fall down on him again like they did last Thursday.

by zorrex January 11, 2011

faisy

Faisy…. Faisys are very very very crazy and love good food, but they are super awesome people

Wow, that Faisy family can make some good food!!

by Cwptapitnsalssicruawrnwrnwrn August 21, 2021

Faisal

He’s a good looking guy and he has this enormous head that is so attractive!!!

oh wow, faisal over there has a big ass head, it’s so hot

by Hannah10389 November 22, 2021