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multi purpose everything tool

A tool that can be used for anthing. Usually a large knife or the like. I have one and i use it for all kinds of stuff. Scratchin itches, cleanin the pipe, cutting stuff, poking badgers, carvin my name in shit, widdleing, death threats, both mistemenor and felony crimes, picking locks, picking my nose, picking my teeth,(not in that order), fileing fingernails, can be used as silverware, skinning small animals, cut rope or wire, dialing numbers on the phone, typing, pokeing holes in stuff, and many others.
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by Russ Bus April 9, 2006
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Everything has a price

For the right offer anything can be sold
You want my car? Well everything has a price.
by Truckie68 January 21, 2017
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ruler of everything

video made of pictures, playing to the music "Tally Hall - Ruler of Everything"
guy 1: minecraft is ruler of everything!
guy 2: nah, minecraft is ruler of everything.
guy 1: *mad*
by kinda sus ngl March 10, 2021
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the answer to life the universe and everything

42
"hey jim, what is "the answer to life the universe and everything"?
"how many letters are in that sentence Tim?"
"uhhh 42?"
"there is your answer Tim"
by icecold960 March 13, 2014
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Everything

All things within the universe. Comprises of matter and energy (forces resultant of the interaction of matter).

Can be described at a single point with the term, something

Everything can only exist if there is nothing, which in turn can only exist if there is something, because nothing is the absence of something
Theist: god created everything in the observable Universe from nothing because he is almighty

Atheist: There was no creation because nothing cannot exist if there wasn't something to be absent of, therefore there was no creation, time and existence are infinite, and the notion of god is irrelevant let alone substantial

Theist: *Head explodes*

Some Guy: Dude, you just disproved the existence of god with a dictionary

Atheist: Pwnd
by EnlightenedAtheist April 25, 2009
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fucking everything

by Dan. Yeah that Dan. January 10, 2014
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How is Everything Check

The 2 minute check a waiter/waitress does after they bring your meal to the table.
Person1:"We need a new fork. This one fell on the floor."

Person2:"I'll ask the waiter to get a new one on his how is everything check."
by Jokeboy83 July 23, 2010
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