Also known as Evab. A verifiable psychopath with a history of Clash of Clans addiction and in intelligence comparable to that of a dingus.
by taller baller June 21, 2014
The secret identity of the Pun-isher. Never stops telling jokes. You either hate him, or you love him for his jokes. If you invade him in Dark Souls, you might be fucked.
by ZanosEdits April 10, 2017
a litte boy with large pepperonis who will have be a successful SMALL BUSINESS OWNER of his ICE CREAM STORE
i WISH I WAS A SMALL BUSINESS OWNER LIKE EVAN
by EVAN ICE CREAM April 25, 2017
Evan is an amazing person. He is everything you want in a friend (or boyfriend to be honest). He is always there for you no matter what. Evan always knows how to make you smile. He's kind, charming, funny, and just a great guy. He is always a great listener and is there for you. He listens to every rant and doesn't judge you no matter how insane you know you sound. He won't ever make fun of you or tell someone something you asked him not to talk about. Evan is one of the most trustworthy guys ever. He won't break promises no matter what. He will always be there to make you smile. When ever you are sad, he will step up and try to help. He is just an amazing well rounded and smart person that everyone would like to be friends with.
by shot.through.the.heart.;) September 21, 2019
Evan is a beautiful, kind, and sexy ginger. He knows who to make you feel happy and loved. Also he is the GAYEST human being in the world.
by AliceForRealsOMGA February 22, 2018
Evan is a ugly ass nigga who has no life at all and is always taken for granted he is the most horrifying person you can look at I swear if you look at him you will die fam if you know this specific Evan befriend him and run away fam
Jeff: Hey you know Evan
Ryan: Yea that ugly ass nigga, I almost died looking at him
Jeff: Honestly he worthless and ugly asf and can't get a girl
Ryan: Yea that ugly ass nigga, I almost died looking at him
Jeff: Honestly he worthless and ugly asf and can't get a girl
by XaddyFact November 05, 2017
Evan is good at all sports. He is also so good looking that all the girls present think he is handsome and at least one guy. Evan has a long shlong and gets all the pussy.
Evan is amazing at basketball
by Urmomswanga October 22, 2017