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EVAN

a litte boy with large pepperonis who will have be a successful SMALL BUSINESS OWNER of his ICE CREAM STORE
by EVAN ICE CREAM April 25, 2017
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Evan is a ugly ass nigga who has no life at all and is always taken for granted he is the most horrifying person you can look at I swear if you look at him you will die fam if you know this specific Evan befriend him and run away fam
Jeff: Hey you know Evan

Ryan: Yea that ugly ass nigga, I almost died looking at him

Jeff: Honestly he worthless and ugly asf and can't get a girl
by XaddyFact November 5, 2017
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by Duckfuck188 February 11, 2019
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(noun.) A person who plays clash of clans and is the gayest kid on Earth because he is rushed as hell.
Evan Kaps loves to play and spend money on clash of clans.
by wetrice December 31, 2019
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Someone: "Hi Evan"
Someone else: "You cant talk to him hes got wayyyyy to much clout"
by EASHGANNG May 28, 2019
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The coolest guy on earth.

He is very smart and can create almost anything you desire!
He has a Phd (Pritty Huge Dick)
He is the best guy you will ever meet.
He never cheats on you.
He is the most honest guy you will ever meet.
"Evan has to be the best guy"
by EvanIsVeryHot June 12, 2018
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Evan is THE HOTTEST guy you’ll ever meet, he’s sweet but also a bit of a bully in a kind way! he is so kind and will always make you laugh no matter what, If you have an Evan keep him, you are one lucky person because if you loose him you’ll never find someone better than him again!
“Omg i’m so lucky i have an Evan

“Evan’s the hottest boy ever”
by AstorR September 4, 2021
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