A real «Pikenes Jens». Some say Bård Elias would walk 500 miles, and 500 more just to be the man who wakes up next to you. He once bought a carrot hat, and ever since that day he has been pulling all the chicks. He also has a remarkable mullet.
It is worth mentioning that this man once didn’t have anything to do a late sunday evening… He was Bored Elias.
It is worth mentioning that this man once didn’t have anything to do a late sunday evening… He was Bored Elias.
by Pikenes Jens November 22, 2021
Get the Bård Eliasmug. A fat piece of shit that thinks he can hop the border and safely live in America without getting discriminated. Jumping beans like him don't belong in our safe haven. These green shits don't belong in America. Lawnmower, home depot head ass. Giant from clash royale, Royal Giant from clash royale, evolved royal giant from clash royale, the fat rascal from clash royale, whinne the poo. Go get your green card beaner.
by Gyatt Ohio Rizz January 30, 2024
Get the Eliasmug. 
A great Canadian actor who was Casey Jones in the Ninja Turtles movies. If only I knew how to pronounce his name.
Dude! Elias Koteas is so badass as Casey Jones he could get any chick he wanted.
Who?
Oh sorry I don’t know how to pronounce his name.
Who?
Oh sorry I don’t know how to pronounce his name.
by a frustrated sports fan February 3, 2023
Get the Elias Koteasmug. Elias is an amazing person. Although kind of quiet, hidden behind that chest bone is the biggest heart a person could have. He does his best to make everyone around him feel welcomed and supported. Sometimes he is unsure whether he fits into a group of people, but usually he fits in perfectly and just does not realize it. Sometimes he beats himself up over things he thinks he has screwed up, but in the end he usually realizes that everything is ok and life goes on. He is usually a sharp Mexican man, but this definition still applies even if the one you know isn't Mexican. He appreciates everything and always has an open mind to trying and learning new things. Elias cares very much about those he loves, but sometimes he can get very attached to people and it is too hard to say goodbye for him. He is a role model among the people he hangs around and tries to show what it is like to live life the way it should be lived, which is fun, but also honest and wary of dangers. He is an overall 10/10 human being.
His type is usually Mexican girls, but if someone's personality is charming enough, he just might be willing to make an exception.
His type is usually Mexican girls, but if someone's personality is charming enough, he just might be willing to make an exception.
Someone: Hey, that kid looks pretty chill to hang out with, I wonder what his name could be.
Other Person: Not sure, but he acts a lot like an Elias.
Other Person: Not sure, but he acts a lot like an Elias.
by Joey :) November 9, 2021
Get the Eliasmug. The biggest, shortest, most perverted simp anyone could ever imagine. Beware of his stalking and his horrid grammar.
by Slendervoid May 11, 2022
Get the Elias Garridomug. Most likely don't do well with others, always have some type of issue. Suppressed feelings, maybe a dark past of some sort. Dealt with too many shits and wasted the shits to care for. You know when you see a Moises Elias when people say, "Yeah that guy has a big Ego" or when people give little shits about that person.
Example 1:
Person 1: "Damn, that guys is something huh?"
Person 2: "Oh him... he's just a Moises Elias, don't worry."
Example 2:
Person 1: "Why is he acting like that"
Person 2: "LMAO, hes jst a Moises Elias don't even bother"
Person 3: "Maybe he just needs someone who wont backstab him..."
Person 1: "Damn, that guys is something huh?"
Person 2: "Oh him... he's just a Moises Elias, don't worry."
Example 2:
Person 1: "Why is he acting like that"
Person 2: "LMAO, hes jst a Moises Elias don't even bother"
Person 3: "Maybe he just needs someone who wont backstab him..."
by NrdBrodie July 13, 2022
Get the Moises Eliasmug.