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Elephant Job

Dude, my girlfriend gave me an awesome elephant job last night.

Damn I bet that Jewish girl would give a sweet EJ.
by roseroseroseroserose June 28, 2011
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Elephant Zipper

The act of closing a zipper through the strength of your penis.
by The Man with No Name November 8, 2017
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Elephat

No, Not Elephant. Elephat.

A Aminal (Yes, Aminal Not Animal) Eaten By Butterflies

They've Never Been Seen, So Don't Ask What They Look Like
Ohh, That Butterfly Is Eating An Elephat!
by Sean & Bianca January 2, 2008
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Elephant Sex

This term is literally derived from the action of two elephants having sex.
In any case, the elephant has a huge penis, and this is represented by a human males knee.

This can be taken as boyish behaviour act, as males will take their friends/mates by surprise in "elephant sexing" them.

Please see examples.
Example 1:
John, and Dave are walking along, when John then walks behind Dave and uses his knee in a thrusting fashion into Daves ass.
Thus creating the effect of having sexual intercourse with an elephant.

Example 2:
Person 1: "Ha ha I just elephant sexed you!"
Person 2: "Ouch that hurt what are you doing?"
Person 1: "You have just been shagged by an elephant!"
by Nala GarnDer May 19, 2009
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elephant ears

This happens to a womans vagina after it has been poked several times, the outer lip begins to droop in such a manor it appears to be elephant ears.
Last night I ate this woman out and her elephant ears wrapped around my head.
by James Lopez June 12, 2003
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elephantitis

A horrible, horrible thing to have!!
Passed on by a insect, and something a family does not like to talk about.
As a little girl who watched as her grandma could not walk by herself for grandma has a very big leg and it looked nasty. It was sad for a child to see.
For years I did not know what grand ma had, why her leg was so big and not so pleasant to look at. For this disease was something no one spoke of in my family.
Hearing the people and children at church point and stare was not something a grand daughter should ever have to witness, but having a grandmother like I did who had elephantitis and a God worshiping women she never got upset by these people pointing and commenting, she would just smile as my grandpa or uncle would help her get to where she was going.
My grandmother is passed on now, and I miss her dearly.
Just a grand daughters view of Elephantitis.
by A Gran daughter January 12, 2008
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Elephant Penis

While elephant erections can reach from two or three feet to five or six feet and 14 to 16 inch in diameter. One enterprising biologist has even gone as far as to calculate the average weight of an elephant penis at a est. 59.5 pounds (with testicles at 4.4 pounds each).
Now even human females have graduated too taking small Elephant Penis in Candy Apple vs King Dong and a 5 foot Penis one in Autumn Haze vs Son Of Dong. Plus some others too like the famous Kami Andrews and the slim Payton. Of course not fitting the hole length but taking the 16 inch girth. Making the human female quite amazing, and all human males now small in comparison. Even Mr. 18 and Mandingo.
by Star97 December 24, 2008
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