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Egyptian Hot Pocket

When a woman mixes crocodile dung, honey, and sodium carbonate to make a contraceptive paste they then enter into the vagina and copulate with.
P1: Dude, Susanna and I totally did the Egyptian Hot Pocket!
P2: With crocodile shit?
P1: You know it!
by fucjsucnsluts July 9, 2017
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Egyptian teeter totter

When a man has a woman in front of and behind him and wears a strap-on on his rear and then proceeds to thrust back and forth like a teeter totter, fucking both at the same time.
Yeah man I gave both of them the good old Egyptian teeter totter and loved it.
by Masterbaiter42 March 17, 2025
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Egyptian tickle

The act of getting absolutely fingerblasted in your cooter
I gave her the Egyptian tickle last night
by Lalalalauhuhu May 25, 2022
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Egyptian Leapfrog

The 18 of them played Egyptian Leapfrog all night long.
by Egyptian Leapfrog Player September 4, 2011
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egyptian handcuff

the act of sticking one fist up a girls vagina and the other fist in her butt and having her clench as hard as she can.
Joe: So how was your night with your girlfriend?
Tyler: Awesome! She's really into Egyptian handcuffs.
by joesmith875 August 11, 2011
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by Adujasty343 June 7, 2025
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Egyptian Sex Pyramid

Three, Twenty, thirty-five, doesn't matter. With the Egyptian Sex Pyramid, you can have the greatest triangle orgy of all times.
by FAYGO_IZ_LIFE January 31, 2019
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