When a woman mixes crocodile dung, honey, and sodium carbonate to make a contraceptive paste they then enter into the vagina and copulate with.
P1: Dude, Susanna and I totally did the Egyptian Hot Pocket!
P2: With crocodile shit?
P1: You know it!
P2: With crocodile shit?
P1: You know it!
by fucjsucnsluts July 9, 2017

When a man has a woman in front of and behind him and wears a strap-on on his rear and then proceeds to thrust back and forth like a teeter totter, fucking both at the same time.
by Masterbaiter42 March 17, 2025

by Lalalalauhuhu May 25, 2022

by Egyptian Leapfrog Player September 4, 2011

the act of sticking one fist up a girls vagina and the other fist in her butt and having her clench as hard as she can.
Joe: So how was your night with your girlfriend?
Tyler: Awesome! She's really into Egyptian handcuffs.
Tyler: Awesome! She's really into Egyptian handcuffs.
by joesmith875 August 11, 2011

<.7.9.7.6.>Egyptian Like Crafting Mucus Art Called Booger Artistry, Also Known As "'Halcyon'"<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Egyptian Like Crafting Mucus Art Called Booger Artistry, Also Known As "'Halcyon'"<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 June 7, 2025

Three, Twenty, thirty-five, doesn't matter. With the Egyptian Sex Pyramid, you can have the greatest triangle orgy of all times.
by FAYGO_IZ_LIFE January 31, 2019
