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gave him the dose
gave him the dose by Kane-rahtiio August 28, 2017
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Three consonants and a dozen vowels
A humorous way of saying you are exhausted; the word you'd be referring to would be, "Sleeeeeepeeeeee......". If you're more or less tired than that, simply adjust the number of vowels accordingly, such as "three consonants and eight vowels" for being "normally" weary, or "three consonants and TWENTY vowels" for being limply-plastered-on-da-bed zonked.
Weary girl, texting a pleasant-natured willing-to-help-anyone-out dude who's frequently assisted her in the past: Any chance you could come over and help me move this big heavy couch so that I can vacuum the floor underneath it?
Dude: Ummmm... three consonants and a dozen vowels.
Girl: "Sleeeeeepeeeeee"???
Dude: Sumpin' like dat... had a long day. Mebbe first --- yawwwwwn --- first thing tomorrow morning? Gimme a wake-up call when you're up and about?
Girl: Sounds good. And of course I'll need a shower after I finish all da dusty sweeping and vacuuming, so I'll let you take it with me, as an extra incentive and thank-you gesture for your help.
Dude: Nice. Will you also let me crawl in bed wif you after we towel off, and we can enjoy a nice long warm skin-to-skin cuddle-nap together?
Girl: Of course --- what better way to reward ya back, eh??
Dude: Ummmm... three consonants and a dozen vowels.
Girl: "Sleeeeeepeeeeee"???
Dude: Sumpin' like dat... had a long day. Mebbe first --- yawwwwwn --- first thing tomorrow morning? Gimme a wake-up call when you're up and about?
Girl: Sounds good. And of course I'll need a shower after I finish all da dusty sweeping and vacuuming, so I'll let you take it with me, as an extra incentive and thank-you gesture for your help.
Dude: Nice. Will you also let me crawl in bed wif you after we towel off, and we can enjoy a nice long warm skin-to-skin cuddle-nap together?
Girl: Of course --- what better way to reward ya back, eh??
Three consonants and a dozen vowels by QuacksO August 16, 2018
Trucker's Dozen
After accidentally driving through the wall, Larry found his wife in a Trucker's Dozen with the neighborhood watch.
Trucker's Dozen by barkotempo December 21, 2021
Taker's Dozen
Mike said he was bringing two six packs to the party, but he showed up with a Taker's Dozen: he drank one on the way
Taker's Dozen by anonymous July 9, 2022
One or two dozen
When the phrase "one or two" and "two dozens" are either not enough or too much.
One or two dozen means anywhere between 1 and 24. Or a few to a lot.
Alternate forms are "A(n) X or two dozen."
One or two dozen means anywhere between 1 and 24. Or a few to a lot.
Alternate forms are "A(n) X or two dozen."
You: You're going out tonight?
Me: Yeah I'm just going out for a drink or two dozen.
You: How many sodas do you want?
Me: Give me one or two dozen.
Me: Yeah I'm just going out for a drink or two dozen.
You: How many sodas do you want?
Me: Give me one or two dozen.
One or two dozen by Candy Worthy April 23, 2026