Self-Declared Double Dipper Dipshit

One who think that their own saliva is clean and pure. Will double dip but will explode if sees other do the same freaking thing.

Jon: Mark is a fucking SD Triple D. He double dipped his fries into my ketchup but beat me up when I did the same thing. IT WAS MY FUCKING KETCHUP

Macy :What's an SD Triple D?

Jon: A Self-Declared Double Dipper Dipshit

Macy: What a bitch!

by fabulousdaniel8 April 5, 2013

self deblaced

a person feels like a mess or distress

Pas told Dee yesterday, that she felt self deblaced

by DeePas14 January 6, 2015

Ned's Declassified

An emergency in the ball sack region that requires immediate attention. This usually happens at a time when you can't fixate your balls to a comfortable position because people are around. This includes irritation, itchiness, balls sticking to your leg, and of course, your balls just feeling weird. Also commonly referred to as just "Ned's".

John: Damn, I have a Ned's.*Fixates balls.*
Alex: ...*Fixates balls*
Jimmy: I have a Ned's Declassified, but I don't care, I'll scratch it in front of people.
Jake(Has no balls): Oh yeah, me too.

by Magic Balls June 10, 2008

deflating

when you smoke so much pot all you want to do is fall asleep.

guy 1: god dammit, we shouldn't have smoked those seven bowls, i'm deflating.

guy 2: i'm gonna go home and go to sleep.

by tricks355 July 20, 2010

Decland

A very tall, English male. Usually one who has an obsession with football and innuendo.

Whoah! He's as tall as a Decland!

by Akkue August 6, 2007

Declare

Declare: short for Declaring my independence. Used as a slang term for smoking Cannabis, due to the fact that the United States Declaration of Independence was drafted on hemp paper. The phrase originated from the International School of Indiana, located in Indianapolis.

Note: declaration can be used as a noun as a slang for cannabis

-Hey, why don't we go over to Stephanie's and declare tonight?
-Great idea.

or

-Do you know somewhere where i may be able to purchase some declaration?

by anonymous 2323 April 19, 2010

Deblasiphobia

The fear of being hacked from an e-mail chain and thereby missing all the following graphs, charts, diagrams, ms paint, and general hilarity.

When there is little email activity, one can develop a severe case of deblasiphobia.

by Hacktivist March 7, 2012