Damian

Damian is an adjective/Noun which has a similar meaning to the words, "Stupid", "retarded", "idiotic", "idiot", "Brain-dead".

That move was so Damian.
That is such a Damian thing to do.
Oh my God that was so Damian

by TheSmartGOAT June 3, 2025

Damian

the fattest fuck in the world, doesn’t know how to shoot or pass can’t dribble for shit doesnt know how to drop back or stay central is always leaving the mid open gets no bitches and is prolly never gonna get one but is still a W friend funny asf love that man but he gotta let the tacos go cause he used to be pretty skinny but now he’s a fat fuck but it’s all good tho cause he’s a W cuenca. but honestly tho he got fucking benched by china the mf is so shit ☠️☠️☠️

“who’s that fat fuck”
“oh it’s just damian”

by twin twin tre March 20, 2023

Warm Damian

A concoction of instant oatmeal and hot chocolate. A food born is necessity and depravity.

What in Christ name are you making with the work coffee machine?

A Warm Damian, I’m hungry thirsty and uncaffienated.

by Greasybanker December 10, 2023

Damian

He’s a kind guy, caring, sweet, hard-working and smart but has really bad moods. Damian is cute and handsome guy. Always ready for help. Damian deserves the whole world.

Be like Damian

Someone:
Who’s this sweet boy? he’s so handsome
Their friend: Damian Jonas. He’s an amazing person.

by Arielends April 17, 2020

fresh damian

Fresh Damian is coming from Australia, and that quote often.

Please bring me some fresh Damian, cold and juicy.

by MehmetTellsAlwaysTheTruth June 1, 2022

Damian

Typically have a huge dick, a straight badass, from the trenches 97% of the time.

Look at Damian B fucking yo bitch 😹

by damianbbbbbbbbbbb February 8, 2023

Damian

Damian is a tall twiggy kid with a girl that is cringe asf most likey with the name Jessica Lessa or Tessa. A brunette kid with a weird mid cut like a korean guy, and a 2 millimeter penis and sometimes he thinks a microscope wont save him, but has big balls.

Girl #1: Omg Damian is so annnoying >:/
Girl #2: frr
Girl #3: Annd his girlfriend is such an e kitten, so cringee
Damian: STOP TALKING SHIT ABOUT MY GIRL BITCH *punches wall*

by amazing brother 123 May 2, 2023