Dalton

Dalton is a small town in Northeastern Pennsylvania about 10 miles north of Scranton and three minutes from Clarks Summit, it is yet another stereotypical Abington town with middle-upper class families. The downtown is full of small shops such as a grocery store, firehall, pharmacy, a law office, library, etc. The people there are generally friendly but mostly fake. It's neighborhoods comprise of old huge rich 19th century victorian houses to present day McMansions. The town also covers a mix of rural hick, suburban snob, and small town homeliness. The police force, like Clarks Summit and South Abington, spend most of their time ticketing innocent drivers.

Dalton, PA is a small town in Northeastern Pennsylvania about 10 miles north of Scranton and three minutes from Clarks Summit, it is yet another stereotypical Abington town with middle-upper class families.

by Bobby Willow January 31, 2009

daron malakian

Awesome guitarist but can't sing lead worth a shit! Good at harmonies, but should leave the singing to Serj, one of the greatest metal voices of all times. His voice is nasally, grating, ruined most of Hypnotize/Mesmerize, and he cannot give a good "metal scream" to save his life.

"Why do they always send the poor" --Daron Malakian at the beginning of B.Y.O.B. sounds like a 5 year old throwing a tantrum while choking a cat.

"Tony Danza cuts in line" and "Hey man why'd you touch my belt" --Daron Malakian in Old School Hollywood sounds so fucking whiny I can't believe this guy has any metal-cred left.

"All you maggots smoking fags on Santa Monica Boulevard", "All you bitches put your hands in the air and wave them like you just don't care" --Daron Malakian in Lost in Hollywood sounds like an old woman performing in a cocktail lounge in a crappy Vegas casino.

by Desco May 29, 2007

Dalton

Dalton is a faggot. Daltons usually have little to no friends or social lives. Most are uncultured swines that don't even use urban dictionary!

The parents of Dalton: You suck Dalton! You were a mistake!

by GunterThePenguin January 30, 2019

DALLON

IS USUALLY REALLY CUTE, HAS THE SMARTS. AND LOVES TO BALL (BASKETBALL)HE LOVES HIS FRIENDS, AND HIS FAMILY SO MUCH. AND WILL SEARCH ANYWHERE TO FIND HIS LOVE OF HIS LIFE. HE LOVES TO FISH. AND HE CAN MAKE U FEEL LIKE UR WELCOMED ANYTIME. HE IS HONEST AND TRUE TO ANYBODY. AND USUALLY SAYS "SICK YEA" OR "ALRIGHT"

"hey dude, me and dallon are going to shot some hoops after school "

"damn lets goooooo"

by lil_b_tch14 June 8, 2019

Damrong

Someone who thinks they are cool and smart, but in reality is kinda dumb ngl fr fr

Damn Damrong kinda dumb tho

by bruhman69hahafunnynumber August 31, 2022

Dalton

Has a hot bod but ugly face. A nice word to say multiple times in a row:

Dalton Dalton Dalton

by mcj1 June 5, 2016

Dalton

Usually walks around like he’s packing a huge dick, when really his dick is smaller than your finger.. fucks everyone he sees and probably has genital warts. watch out ladies.. 😂 he’s a real charmer .

“hey , look it’s little dick dalton”

“oh fuck no!”
“he looks like fuckin scrooge”

by donkeylover3000 May 16, 2018