Dagger

The term used for a person who constantly, and for no reason, brags about his dick.

John: "Wait, how do you know how big ted's dick is?"
Jill: "He randomly send pics of it to girls."
John: "What a fucking dagger."

by Rivaslovesmexico August 18, 2010

spam dagger

Meat weapon found in the land of the big purple dribbling heads!!!

do u want to fight with my spam dagger?

by Andy December 15, 2003

daggered

the act of being penetrated by a dagger or dick

Caroline: Ouch, you've daggered me!
Ken: Sorry, I can't hold back.

by pusycattttttttt June 19, 2016

jizz dagger

jizz thats hits so hard it feels like a dagger

omg that jizz dagger really hurtt

by pumpkinnnlover October 25, 2009

higgety diggety

the state a person finds himself in after doing way too much cocaine involving spastic movements

i saw my bro doin the higgety diggety and his skin was smokin

by rockopickmynosey October 5, 2009

Poison Dagger Fish Hook

Poison Dagger Fish Hook is when youy doin somone the dog position and finger there ass getting it dirty and Hook that finger in the corner of there Mouth . Getting the wILD RIDE

Mate Poison Dagger Fish Hook that Bitch last night and she give the mean as ride just hang on

by FleshDevice October 20, 2010

Cancun cunt dagger

While on spring break, the cancun cunt dagger is an effective sex act. Prior to insertion one must proclaim "i shall slay thee". During intercourse a quote from braveheart must be used. Upon ejactulation one must pull out, slapping the erect penis against the cunt of the unlucky victim.

I totally nailed that emo chick with the cancun cunt dagger.

by feebaggk September 13, 2011