It's a term to describe when a co worker takes your pants home after a long day of work and boils a pot of water then strains the water throught the crotch of your pants and then drinks it.
Yesterday at work I cought Dallas trying to take my pants in the change room I am pretty sure he was going to try to make crotch tea
by Mrdusty sac September 21, 2017
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Get the crotch sauce mug.a crotch that is smelly and moist proceeding sexual intercourse. Sex crotch happens after intercourse.
Alexandra said, "I must take a shower before work because i have sex crotch."
Johnathan said, "Let's have sex before i take a shower so that i don't go to bed with sex crotch"
Leta said, "I love the smell of sex crotch in the morning "
Johnathan said, "Let's have sex before i take a shower so that i don't go to bed with sex crotch"
Leta said, "I love the smell of sex crotch in the morning "
by skjco August 21, 2016
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"Did you see those big ol' balls on that dog?"
"No, but I'm not the crotch-grazer of this group."
"My friend will always tell me when my fly is down; she's a total crotch-gazer."
"No, but I'm not the crotch-grazer of this group."
"My friend will always tell me when my fly is down; she's a total crotch-gazer."
by June Monsoon October 8, 2013
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by Ewhaley December 16, 2011
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Person 1: "I have to get to work but i havent eaten yet!"
Person 2: "Run by the McDonalds drive through then"
Person 1: "Damn this is the 4th crotch lunch this week!"
Person 2: "Run by the McDonalds drive through then"
Person 1: "Damn this is the 4th crotch lunch this week!"
by jaytee15 December 27, 2011
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I was about to turn around because the water gave me a crotch freeze but then my friend splashed me and I had to go in.
by wangnotlohan June 14, 2011
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