A.the unfortunate event in which a man was wither born with or lost one testicle.
B. a man who only has one ball
B. a man who only has one ball
by FCPremier John Doe February 03, 2010
when you're wading into a pool, lake, etc. and the cold water reaches up there and makes you want to get out
I was about to turn around because the water gave me a crotch freeze but then my friend splashed me and I had to go in.
by wangnotlohan June 13, 2011
The tendency for your pants to 'smile' when worn too tightly around the hips and thighs. Often present in overweight people wearing a smaller size than they can handle. The opposite of Hammer pants.
by HollywoodHash July 21, 2014
When your crotch emits a chlorine/fish type of scent, this happens when dude has jacked off, but hasn't showered in three days.
by Cool James and Black Teacher October 12, 2016
Another name for the welsh
Rather than calling a welsh person a sheep shagger, you can say they have cotton crotch
Rather than calling a welsh person a sheep shagger, you can say they have cotton crotch
Dylan, have you been focking mi sheep again?
no daa
don't lie to me you filthy cotton crotch bastard
no daa
don't lie to me you filthy cotton crotch bastard
by bob mc'bob November 17, 2016
by Niklaus H the Great December 20, 2020
Crotch sluge is the equivalent to nut butter or wolf grease but in a female. After not showering for a day or two, then performing a task that makes your crotch sweat and get stinky, gooey, and sticky. This happens more often when there is an absences of undergarments. The presence of crotch sludge odor is so bad that it forces the person to shower to rid themselves of the highly offensive smell.
I woke up this morning and had to go outside an clear the three feet of snow we got. It took four hours and I had some serious crotch sludge when I was done. I needed to shower to rid myself of the horrible odor. I couldn't stand it any longer.
by Kimmie krotch queen February 20, 2013