crotch tea

It's a term to describe when a co worker takes your pants home after a long day of work and boils a pot of water then strains the water throught the crotch of your pants and then drinks it.

Yesterday at work I cought Dallas trying to take my pants in the change room I am pretty sure he was going to try to make crotch tea

by Mrdusty sac September 21, 2017

Circus crotch

The unattractive, diamond pattern where the lines converge on vertically striped pants that lead the eye right to the crotch area.

I would buy these pajamas, but the pants will give me really bad circus crotch.

by Vastrix July 7, 2010

Happy Crotch

The tendency for your pants to 'smile' when worn too tightly around the hips and thighs. Often present in overweight people wearing a smaller size than they can handle. The opposite of Hammer pants.

Do these draws give me happy crotch? No, but you are walking the fine line toward camel toe.

by HollywoodHash July 21, 2014

Crotch talk

When you are making love but the girl/guy is not reaching their high point, move your face to their crotch and gave it a little pep talk and then finish.

Howard and I were banging and I could reach it so he crotch talked me and I reached it!

by The bigg papa March 25, 2016

crotch hunter

The process of making a sexual advance and grasping for the male genetalia however coming up literally empty handed. Generally followed by awkward and embarassing thigh touching and empty grabs.

I was in bed with Mike last night and he was so hot I was tryin to make a move and grab his dick but I couldnt find it in his jeans! I was totally a crotch hunter. *sigh*

by RielyTaylor March 4, 2009

Crotch-Confidence

Having confidence in one's ability to move and contort one's crotch while dancing.

During the Super Bowl halftime show, Beyone exhibited extreme crotch-confidence.

by Bee-Money May 8, 2013

sex crotch

a crotch that is smelly and moist proceeding sexual intercourse. Sex crotch happens after intercourse.

Alexandra said, "I must take a shower before work because i have sex crotch."

Johnathan said, "Let's have sex before i take a shower so that i don't go to bed with sex crotch"

Leta said, "I love the smell of sex crotch in the morning "

by skjco August 21, 2016