when you're wading into a pool, lake, etc. and the cold water reaches up there and makes you want to get out
I was about to turn around because the water gave me a crotch freeze but then my friend splashed me and I had to go in.
by wangnotlohan June 13, 2011
by Emily, Emma and Lindsay November 10, 2008
The opposite of butt dialing. Instead of using your butt to dial someone's number you accidently dial someone's number with your penis.
Guy #1:"Dude, you just butt dialed me."
Guy #2:"Dude, my phone's in my front pocket!!"
Guy#1: Thanks for crotch dialing me!!
Guy #2:"Dude, my phone's in my front pocket!!"
Guy#1: Thanks for crotch dialing me!!
by CMann2010 October 28, 2010
by LadyPink666 January 12, 2019
Crotch sluge is the equivalent to nut butter or wolf grease but in a female. After not showering for a day or two, then performing a task that makes your crotch sweat and get stinky, gooey, and sticky. This happens more often when there is an absences of undergarments. The presence of crotch sludge odor is so bad that it forces the person to shower to rid themselves of the highly offensive smell.
I woke up this morning and had to go outside an clear the three feet of snow we got. It took four hours and I had some serious crotch sludge when I was done. I needed to shower to rid myself of the horrible odor. I couldn't stand it any longer.
by Kimmie krotch queen February 20, 2013
Another name for the welsh
Rather than calling a welsh person a sheep shagger, you can say they have cotton crotch
Rather than calling a welsh person a sheep shagger, you can say they have cotton crotch
Dylan, have you been focking mi sheep again?
no daa
don't lie to me you filthy cotton crotch bastard
no daa
don't lie to me you filthy cotton crotch bastard
by bob mc'bob November 17, 2016
by Niklaus H the Great December 20, 2020