by LadyPink666 January 11, 2019
Get the Cold Crotchmug. Crotch sluge is the equivalent to nut butter or wolf grease but in a female. After not showering for a day or two, then performing a task that makes your crotch sweat and get stinky, gooey, and sticky. This happens more often when there is an absences of undergarments. The presence of crotch sludge odor is so bad that it forces the person to shower to rid themselves of the highly offensive smell.
I woke up this morning and had to go outside an clear the three feet of snow we got. It took four hours and I had some serious crotch sludge when I was done. I needed to shower to rid myself of the horrible odor. I couldn't stand it any longer.
by Kimmie krotch queen February 20, 2013
Get the Crotch sludgemug. When your crotch emits a chlorine/fish type of scent, this happens when dude has jacked off, but hasn't showered in three days.
by Cool James and Black Teacher October 12, 2016
Get the Clorox Crotchmug. A.the unfortunate event in which a man was wither born with or lost one testicle.
B. a man who only has one ball
B. a man who only has one ball
by FCPremier John Doe February 3, 2010
Get the crotch-clopsmug. by LorelaiGilmore July 31, 2016
Get the Boob crotchmug. One who continually gazes at and notices the crotch area - be it front or back, be it man lady or animal.
"Did you see those big ol' balls on that dog?"
"No, but I'm not the crotch-grazer of this group."
"My friend will always tell me when my fly is down; she's a total crotch-gazer."
"No, but I'm not the crotch-grazer of this group."
"My friend will always tell me when my fly is down; she's a total crotch-gazer."
by June Monsoon October 8, 2013
Get the crotch-gazermug. The unattractive, diamond pattern where the lines converge on vertically striped pants that lead the eye right to the crotch area.
by Vastrix July 7, 2010
Get the Circus crotchmug.