It's a term to describe when a co worker takes your pants home after a long day of work and boils a pot of water then strains the water throught the crotch of your pants and then drinks it.
Yesterday at work I cought Dallas trying to take my pants in the change room I am pretty sure he was going to try to make crotch tea
by Mrdusty sac September 22, 2017
When the crotch of you pant are to big and when you squat the fabric tightens and you can beat on it and play it like a drum.
by Ewhaley December 09, 2011
The space that is created when a person is wearing tights or pantyhose that are too short, and the crotch of said garments only comes up to the mid-thigh.
"What happened to Casey?" "Dude, she was arrested at the airport yesterday for smuggling drugs in her crotch basket, and one of those drug sniffing dogs took her down."
"Ugh! These tights are too small, they are totally giving me a crotch basket!"
"Ugh! These tights are too small, they are totally giving me a crotch basket!"
by SchmoopsyNickelpickel March 04, 2010
A.the unfortunate event in which a man was wither born with or lost one testicle.
B. a man who only has one ball
B. a man who only has one ball
by FCPremier John Doe February 03, 2010
Another name for the welsh
Rather than calling a welsh person a sheep shagger, you can say they have cotton crotch
Rather than calling a welsh person a sheep shagger, you can say they have cotton crotch
Dylan, have you been focking mi sheep again?
no daa
don't lie to me you filthy cotton crotch bastard
no daa
don't lie to me you filthy cotton crotch bastard
by bob mc'bob November 17, 2016
by Niklaus H the Great December 20, 2020
when you're wading into a pool, lake, etc. and the cold water reaches up there and makes you want to get out
I was about to turn around because the water gave me a crotch freeze but then my friend splashed me and I had to go in.
by wangnotlohan June 13, 2011