A person who spends 95% or more of their time on the couch....They eat on the couch...Sleep on the couch...And play video games either on the Phone or TV ....on the couch...they refuse to use sheets...the fact is the only time one of these people will get up off of the couch is to use the restroom (Hopefully) or to secure food, only to bring it back to the couch to eat it......Showers are very rare and usually in the very early AM hours. Getting rid of one can be tricky and should be well thought out.
Bill: "Dude , Jimmy has been living at our house for 2 weeks since his girl friend tossed him out."
Dude " Yeah and hes starting to smell, hasn't paid for anything, and he hasn't left the house once."
Bill " Left the house, Dude he hasn't gotten off the fucking couch....hes become some sort of Couch Creature.
Dude " I was thinking of lighting the couch on fire to see if he responds."
Bill " Yeah I think its our only hope"
Dude " Yeah and hes starting to smell, hasn't paid for anything, and he hasn't left the house once."
Bill " Left the house, Dude he hasn't gotten off the fucking couch....hes become some sort of Couch Creature.
Dude " I was thinking of lighting the couch on fire to see if he responds."
Bill " Yeah I think its our only hope"
by Stains and Smears May 21, 2019
Get the Couch Creaturemug. /T͟Hē ˈKrēCHər/
Ex-1
Noun: A super nice fellow who is interested in being at peace with nature.
Ex-2
Noun A being with unimaginable power that has the power to kill you caused from the anger that Society has triggered
Ex-1
Noun: A super nice fellow who is interested in being at peace with nature.
Ex-2
Noun A being with unimaginable power that has the power to kill you caused from the anger that Society has triggered
EXAMPLE 1:
Person 1: Oh my gosh, What is that thing?
Person 2: That thing is “The Creature”, He is the friendliest person on this planet. He intends to be your pal and be at peace with us.
EXAMPLE 2
Person 1: What Happened? I heard screaming Yesterday
Person 2: “The Creature” murdered by pet frog
Person 1: Darn!
Person 1: Oh my gosh, What is that thing?
Person 2: That thing is “The Creature”, He is the friendliest person on this planet. He intends to be your pal and be at peace with us.
EXAMPLE 2
Person 1: What Happened? I heard screaming Yesterday
Person 2: “The Creature” murdered by pet frog
Person 1: Darn!
by xxjjongxx February 8, 2023
Get the The Creaturemug. by Maryofmagdelene June 18, 2018
Get the Mystical Creaturesmug. "I'm so exciteds for this new movie!" I exclaims with excitement. Little did I know... it would be a feature... a creature feature... featuring..... the creature.
by SigmaGoon27 December 13, 2024
Get the The Creaturemug. by hihowareuhehe October 13, 2019
Get the vile creaturemug. by snatcher October 10, 2019
Get the Eyeball Creaturemug. Some one more sophisticated than a hobo, but less than white trash. They are usually poor, but never realize when they are close to being extremely rich. They might not be good at reading in general, or be educated past middle school. Charlie Kelly and Frank Reynolds, from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, for example, are Walmart Creatures
person1: Ew, look a Walmart Creature.
person2: I bet he could sell that and make millions, if it wasn't covered in drawings of penises.
person1: yeah. Why do we still go to this place?
person2: I bet he could sell that and make millions, if it wasn't covered in drawings of penises.
person1: yeah. Why do we still go to this place?
by makeasequeltoDannyPhantom November 1, 2018
Get the Walmart Creaturemug.