Adopted Confirmed

When someone is so annoying their own parents abandoned them and they were forced to be rehomed

Person 1: Did you hear about Jacob?
Person 2: Yeah, he's adopted confirmed

by Billy The Troll August 29, 2022

Clit Comforter

A clit comforter is a slang term used in the Bay Area of California. It is the opposite of the term dick defender. Typically used for men who is in a relationship with a useless woman.

The man in this case becomes the provider and caretaker of the woman who has no respect or care for him or anyone else.

Just like a dick defender, the man keeps to woman around because she offers him affection or sex. The woman will use him for money, security, or for an excuse to experience the "housewife/stay at home wife" impression. She will abuse the man or manipulate him for her own purposes.

The man is desperate to remove the woman, so he will defend her in order to keep the relationship they have together. Another term for this is a clit keeper. Same as a dick defender or penis protector.

Son: Dad met this girl online and now she's moving in. She won't help around the house and shes eating all our food!

Daughter: I don't like her at all, she took my makeup without asking and she says dad will buy me new makeup. And he won't even listen to me!

Son: Dad is in denial, he won't see that she's just not a good woman for him.

Daughter: Dad is being a clit comforter.

by CalifornianJunk November 29, 2022

Contact Confirmed

A term used by Combine Soldiers in Half-Life 2. Also Really fun to use in airsoft since the other teams don't know what it means (Usually, Unless you read this, then me and my team are fucked)

Gordon Freeman: Exists on Highway 17
Literally every single combine soldier: CoNtAcT cOnFiRmEd!
Gordon freeman: steps on twig and dies
Combine soldiers: Freeman Delivered by stick

by A City 17 Combine Soldier May 20, 2023

bi- conformist

Someone who is both a conformist and a non- conformist.

She is a bi- conformist as she is a traditionalist and is still open minded.

by palakinavoid September 21, 2023

Ur Uncle Normie Non Conformie

The peak of all insults, 20 times more effective than Ur Grandpap a Trap and Ur Granny Tranny.

"Ur Mom Gay"

"Ur Dad Lesbian"

"Ur Granny Tranny"

"Ur Grandpap a Trap"

"Ur Uncle Normie Non Conformie"...

A new universe is created and we surpass alien life.

by Woxie May 10, 2018

Indoctrination of mindless conformity

Indoctrination with the sole purpose of getting people to mindlessly conform (i.e without asking too many intellectual questions) to your way of thinking

The purpose of modern of modern education isn't just propaganda by itself, it's indoctrination of mindless conformity, no questions asked

by Sexydimma October 2, 2024

Law of Scientific Conformations

The principle that science, like proteins, can take on many different forms—folding and refolding into diverse structures depending on context, while maintaining its essential nature. Just as a single protein can have multiple conformations that determine its function, science conforms to different shapes across disciplines, cultures, and historical periods. Physics and sociology are both science, but they're folded differently—different methods, different standards, different forms of evidence. The Law of Scientific Conformations recognizes that this diversity is not weakness but strength: science's ability to conform to different domains is what makes it universally applicable. It doesn't look the same everywhere because it can't; it adapts to what it studies.

Example: "He couldn't understand why psychology didn't look like physics—where were the elegant equations, the precise predictions? The Law of Scientific Conformations explained: psychology is science folded differently, adapted to the complexity of its subject. It's not less science; it's science in a different conformation. Both are valid; both are necessary; both are science."

by Dumu The Void February 19, 2026