Buzzards

Referring to a hopeless situation. Such as when a buzzard appears when something is dying.

"We are behind by 25 points in the fourth quarter...This game is buzzards"

by Big Kev thanks to CM December 1, 2009

joke buzzard

An individual whose comedic timing leaves much to be desired. A joke buzzard will absorb a joke, process it, and sit on it...until three months after the joke ceases to be funny, when the J.B. will swoop down with an unfunny joke like a hawk on crack and killing any conversation in its path.

A Rosie O'Donnell joke? Seriously? This guy's a freakin' joke buzzard. There are buildings younger than that lame one-liner.

by Grant B. January 23, 2008

Buzz Genocide

When an individual, group of individuals, a thing, or an event epically destroys the good vibe, buzz, or high of every participating member of a large party. A massive multiple killjoy. Often is induced by the police, people that can't handle their substances, party crashers, and Justin Bieber.

"We were having the most outrageous party, but then the cops showed up and it was just a major buzz genocide, man."

"Drew's party was the craziest shit since Spring Break '98, but then some asshole started playing Justin Bieber!"

by Drew182 October 21, 2011

Road Buzz

The act of a woman receiving pleasure by putting her phone on vibrate and placing it between her legs while driving. She then request that calls or text be sent to her phone in order to give her an orgasm.

My girl called me and said that she was driving home and needed some Road Buzz so I called her back six times. She returned the favor while we were on our way to the movies by giving me Road Head.

by Guardian29 May 8, 2010

cocaine buzzard

cocaine buzzard.

A person that watches you call your connect on the phone,,,
waits 4 u 2 cop then asks i a pitiful dark crystal voice ....
May i have a bump please....

Cocaine Buzzard says... HMMMmmmm " i couldnt help but over hear,,,,,

pleasse my i have a Bump?
MMMMMMM! Please MaY I Have A Nice BuMp Please For MY dust bunny please.....
AAAAHHH PLEASE SIR MAY I ...AAHHrgggHHHH...
HAVE A BUMP FOR PRECIOUSSSS cocaine buzzard

(starting to sound like Golem)

by ricardo mantalban May 16, 2010

Da_BuzZ

What you do when you shake someones balls, buzzing them.

Did he Da_BuzZ your balls pingu?

by b0bbie June 16, 2008

BUZZ kill

wen a rather enjoyable moment is rudely and abuptly interrupted.
when a pla or idea is "shit on" or "shot down."

it was a real buzzkill when she spit and it got in the other girls eye then my fucking mom tryed to join.

by Madd Jester September 5, 2003