Booter

People who say that they can boot you offline permanently but most of them won't do crap.

How to tell if they won't do crap

They don't know what IP stands for
They use the term "Mac IP" on XBOX
They threaten to ban people who are bad at a game
Little Kids that say that their uncle works for Microsoft
If they sound like a hillbilly.

How to tell if they might do crap

You won't find out instantly.

"I can boot you offline kid! My uncle works for Microsoft!"
"Shut up little kid, you fake booter"

"I just snagged your MAC IP address!"
"Dude, this is XBOX for god sakes"

"I don't need to know what IP stands for!"
"You're making yourself look more retarded, so just

by shut up and dont care January 13, 2015

baeter

the combination of the words bae and better. it means to have a better bae than someone else.

"jenny is so my bae"
"craig is baeter"
"wtf does that mean"
"look it up on urban dictionary"

by hair dryer April 21, 2015

Boxterbating

When two people get inside two separate boxes and masturbate in the same room together.

My sister and I live in a one room studio apartment. For privacy we practice boxterbating opposed to masturbating out in the open.

by Jesusisreal5 July 25, 2016

booterial

when a girl or guy is materialed enough to be your boo

You was my booterial!!

by ZuaZzzzzzAA44 September 18, 2017

booter

a pro scooter

scooter brad started it

what it dooo booter crew

by mke gary October 10, 2017

booters

A booters is a look, state or mindset characterized as being: full of life, innocent and happy, (despite the world being tough and unforgiving).

A booters is an individual that lacks insecurities that plague most people, and just wants to embrace their goofy, personality-filled, loving self.

A booters is a goober.

Typically, booters love Vines, memes, YLYL compilations, etc..
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If a booters never outgrows their booters-ness while becoming an adult:

-they will become amazing lovers because they are incredibly empathetic

-They typically will make excellent parents as they teach kids to embrace who they truly are, and want their kids to be loving, smiling, beautiful/glowing people

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Examples of booters are: -puppies or grown dogs doing adorable, dumb things

-little kids doing gooberish/innocent/adorable things

NOT to be mistaken with: a 'dicktit' (see definition)

Trevor: "Hey babe, watch this video of this little kid trying his best to bring this drink into another room."

<YouTube video: Tydus"uh-oh I spilled it">

Babe: "Omg WHAT A LITTLE BOOTERS!!! <3<3"

by Daddy Badass Booters May 29, 2018

booterbaby

A baby made from the bootyterus. Usually referred to as coitus between two men.

Just saw trade give me a wink, we bout ta make dis booterbaby y'all!

by GeighNFierce June 19, 2018