Portable blendered

When you get chopped up in war zone by a heli

When you go to hospital in war zone by get killed by the heli that a portable blendered

by F3AR7315144 February 13, 2021

blender

a program used by low iq individuals to mod for an old ass game

"theblender is in 3ds max? or i need to install there"

by blenderK January 11, 2021

blender

When a person is called a blender, it typically refers to when you fribble-flap the wibbly-wobbly doodads with a zippity-zap and a sprinkle of pixie dust, resulting in a fantastical concoction of rainbow-colored dreams and unicorn giggles.

She blendered her thoughts into a frothy whirlwind of marshmallow clouds and jellybean rainbows, leaving everyone utterly befuddled yet strangely horny.

by Stax878 February 25, 2024

Nigerian blender

The blending of Nigerian brothers. Like a Nigerian orgy.

Hey wanna have a Nigerian blender?

by 22 insane September 7, 2022

Roast Beef In a Blender

The loosest pussy around. Lips hanging out so long she has to tuck them in.

Juan: Hey Jose did you hear about Linda?

Jose: Ya, I heard she had mad roast beef in a blender!

by Daequan III March 4, 2016