A stupid little bitch who thinks he can play the guitar and has a small penis he thinks he is awesome none of the girls like him the opposite of a sam
by flyforawhiteguy December 30, 2009
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Guy 1: Hey you seen Austin I he told me not to come to school today.
Guy 2 : Yeah he told me he was going to the shooting range
*Austin shows up with blood on his shirt and Rishana in his hands calling for help and he sees the two guys and prosends to have a gay 3some in front of the girl who is scared for her life as Austin punishes the 2 guys asshole
Guy 2 : Yeah he told me he was going to the shooting range
*Austin shows up with blood on his shirt and Rishana in his hands calling for help and he sees the two guys and prosends to have a gay 3some in front of the girl who is scared for her life as Austin punishes the 2 guys asshole
by Anonymous Mayo Slayer December 19, 2018
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by Thetruth 12 December 4, 2019
Get the Austin mug.A guy who seems mean at first, but he's just honest about what he says. An austin is a guy who is usually quite and shy until he is comfortable around you. He's a nice person with a good heart until you make him angry or you do wrong by him. If he considers you a close friend he will always have your back. He also has exceptional skills in bed and has a pretty good package under his belt, yes he has a big dick. He isn't the freaky type but with the right person it's the opposite. He isn't one to get rowdy and party unless he is with people who he is comfortable with seeing him make a fool of himself. He is all around a genuine guy who make anyone's day just by being around. If you have an austin as a friend you're a lucky person, he will always help you when you are in need and expect nothing in return.
Girl 1: "I was with Austin the other night..."
Girl 2: "Austin? Austin who?"
Girl 1: "Bitch you know, Big Dick Austin"
Girl 2: "Austin? Austin who?"
Girl 1: "Bitch you know, Big Dick Austin"
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