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Atheling

A young, immature atheist who only knows how to regurgitate Dawkins but lacks any intellectual conviction about athesism. Usually just taking the atheistic stance because he or she thinks it look scool.
Child: "I'm and atheist!'
Parent "Why honey?"
Child "I dunno, I just am - DON'T QUESTION MY BELIEFS!!!"
Parent "Aw, what a cute little atheling. Let's hope he grows up soon!"

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by FannyCravitts January 3, 2012
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Be an Athlete Son!

What someone would say to someone who messes up in a sport, usually during pratice, drills, etc.
Athlete 1 drops the football or misses the catch.

Athlete 2 shouts: Be an athlete son!!
by Creat1v1ty October 25, 2008
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Athletes Foot Dick

The disease of athletes foot on the genital area on a man. The disease is contracted by fucking a person's feet which has Athletes Foot.
Dude I fucked a chick with Athletes foot and contracted the ADF (Athletes Foot Dick)
by krafty89 January 23, 2011
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Athliite

One who excels in virtual sports rather than the real thing
-Did you see Billy got pro in all wii sports?!
-Yeah, he's a real athliite.
by Ak42u December 28, 2009
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Athletic Ballsnatcher

When someone, usually over the age of 85, rides a bicycle and gets their nutsack stuck in the bicycle chain. It usually results in a painful yet hilarious removal of the scrotal skin from the oiled bike chain.
"Jack, did you see grandpa? Hes down the corner yelling help my nutsacks in the bike chain!" Looks like grandpa had an Athletic Ballsnatcher.
by Jack Smeoff August 1, 2012
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Athletesexual

The sexuality that makes it so that you're only attracted sexually to people that keep playing sports and have no IQ whatsoever and hate the intellectual.
"Look at Bruce over there, he's such a jock, I'm so glad I'm Athletesexual!"
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athletic sun

A fashion line. Athletic Sun, it's more than a brand it's inspiration. The logo is a rising sun decorated in a bold and unique style. The designs are vivid colors, unique art symmetry amd recognizable international images. AthleticSun.com, features the online store front.
by Athletic Sun March 14, 2017
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