National grab ass and tiddies day

April 13 is national grab ass and tiddies day. So grab that ass and dem tiddies. 🤪

Alex: “Today’s gonna be fun”
Jacob: “Damn right” *grabs ass*
Alex: “Awww shit here we go again.”
Jacob: “It’s national grab ass and tiddies day.”

by bigblackballzz111 April 13, 2023

National grab-ass/grab-boob day

Bitch, the fuck did you think? this day doesn't exist you're just an fucking perverted retard, go back to watching BRAZZERS you crippled piece of shit.

Charlotte got mad that I grabbed her ass, then I explained to her "National grab-ass/grab-boob day", I died afterwards.

by M-Name-Jeff March 31, 2021

National grab ass day

On October 6th you are permitted to grab any friends ass

Me:guess what it’s National grab ass day
You:gets ass grabbed

by Sussy Baja October 6, 2021

grab her ass day

On April 29th a day for guys to grab her ass . It’s not national yet though

Bro grab her ass because today you can it’s grab her ass day

by Mr man tan May 24, 2018

National Slap Ass Day

Every March 13th you have the right to to slap a male or female's ass to celebrate the holidays!

Be sure to say "No homo" if necessary

Jacob: hey man it's March 13th you know what that mean

Me: oh shit it's National Slap Ass Day how could I forget!

by SuperDope Trash March 12, 2020

national Grab ass day

National grab ass day is on may 2nd go and grab ass and have fun

national grab ass day

by jut2497 April 27, 2022

National Grab ass day

This day is disgusting and is just a excuse to sexually assault people!

Asshole 1:It’s national grab ass day

Me:There is no such thing as national grab ass day and if you think it is real, I have 0 respect for you

by Crazydefinitions345 August 16, 2022