Friends

Are they really your friends or just a bunch mother fuckers in a group trying to make u do anything they want

Noah :Hey jack these are my friends
Jack pov: Great another mother fuckers to deal with in the future

by LS4X May 30, 2020

Friend

A sexually produced terminal headache.

A: Have you heard of my friend?
B: Oh that friend. He's a douchebag. Whenever I see him, he never fails to give me an eternal CRINGE.

by Kakerun July 30, 2022

Friend

a species similar to a human known for stabbing people in the back after a year or so

thanks for that, thats what friends are for right?
yeaaaaa suureee
*1 year later*
HAHHAA HOW DOES IT FEEL BEING HUMILIATED IN PUBLIC AFTER I GAINED YOUR TRUST

by CaramelBanana April 08, 2015

friends

Friends are people that you can trust with your life and know that it would be taken care of. Friends are the only people that cheer you up when you're sad. Friends are the people that will remain loyal through every storm

Friends are life.

by calculator boy February 21, 2017

Friend

Someone who can call you a cunt, punch you in the face, and steal your alcohol, and get away with it for other reason than that you know them.

If you weren't my friend, I'd fuck your mom

by Lozalad February 07, 2015

Friends

Two or more people get together and get extremely stoned

Let's go friends up together

by Kamy January 19, 2017

Friend

A friend is someone you like and who likes you, someone you respect and who respects you, someone whom you trust and who trusts you. A friend is honest. A friend is loyal. Friends will motivate you to succeed in anything that will benefit you.

A person who would never intentionally hurt you, lie to you, deceive you, manipulate you, bitch about you or abuse you.

A friend is someone you can tell your deepest darkest secret to and you’ll know that they won’t tell anyone. Friends don't gossip about you nor try to ruin your reputation.

Tom is a very dependable friend, he would never do anything to hurt you.

by Truth_Seeker - Pravda May 29, 2018